Husband Light Verse Poems

These are chicken eggs?
My husband stared at me.
“I thought so.”
They look different.
“I got them at the store.”

With that endorsement, I cracked one.
A tiny dancing dino...

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gorgeous kind-hearted empathetic
motivated lady godiva
usually dressed to the nines
taught her husband a lesson
showing off what he was missing
to the ones he referred to as commoners...

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How many days have you had this?
Dare I admit nine days?
I have already lost three days of work.
Should I lie?
I remain silent.
Pondering my answers.
Wondering what...

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Is this tree beautiful or what?
Her grandson did not see a tree.
All he saw was Jane Mansfield.

So she showed the picture to her son.
He did...

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"Margaret's activities must be circumscribed," said the doctor.
Her husband was horrified.
He did not know women could be circumscribed....

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Bride of Frankenstein was incognito today
Riding a motorbike to Somewhere Town
Away from her overbearing husband and his cronies.
Many might have questioned her bat cage
If they...

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•Telling your children they are stupid
is like looking at your reflection.

•Don’t be fooled, stupidity is no accident.
It’s achieved at great cost and effort.

•Never tell a...

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My husband calls me an old goat –
it’s what I’d expect from a dumb ass....

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I need a little bit of color in the kitchen, I lied.
My husband laughed.
He knows that I do not “do” little.
I tore it up, and...

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My friend cracked my ribs with laughter,
When he told me a story about boarding school days.
He said to me that, he used to sit in...

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My frustratingly obstinate hubby 
Drives me crazy
Always loudly fixing the unfixable 
Without any success.
He kept on tinkering stubbornly 
Under the kitchen sink
Despite my fervent plea...

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I am sure Interstate 94 is on that map!
My husband is getting impatient now.
I have been telling him for an hour.
I am not good at...

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Hal is a catfisher.
He has had lots of dates this month.
He cannot believe how fast women are these days.
They practically tear your pants off.

He poses...

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Round 1
An effeminate young husband named Ben Dawes
Sought a sex change in spite of his in-laws.
He made the decision,
And got the incision,
And he now has...

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“It’s a pickle, Puss,” her husband proposes.
“Is it sweet?” she probes.
“It’s a dill, Darling. Just what the doctor ordered.”
The doctor’s face, like vinegar. The nurse...

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