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Bride of Frank Leaves Her Husband

Bride of Frankenstein was incognito today Riding a motorbike to Somewhere Town Away from her overbearing husband and his cronies. Many might have questioned her bat cage If they had seen the winged red-eyed bats. So she had them drink an invisibility potion. Birds followed her, with banners that said “Go girl go!” She travelled with six suitcases full of things she needed. Macaroni and cheese, donuts, cherry cake, popsicles, An extra pair of panties, two shirts, and a t-bone steak, medium rare. “She brought the same stuff as last time” her daddy said when she arrived.

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Date: 5/9/2023 11:40:00 PM
Sounds like 'Frank's bride' eats a Joe Biden 'childish diet!' (He likes PB&J, pizza, ice cream, etc.)
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