Husband Light Poems

"The Beetlejuice Past Your Eyes"


“Well, where would you suggest I commence? Should we begin with the concept of pasteurize?”

This said to the earnest listener, who...

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Hello I'm agent Brown I am not in  a good place

Hi agent Brown it's okay I'm here for you 

it's the dark place again...

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These are chicken eggs?
My husband stared at me.
“I thought so.”
They look different.
“I got them at the store.”

With that endorsement, I cracked one.
A tiny dancing dino...

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Whispers and sighs, softest of smiles
Reveal the music playing in the heart.
Beautiful rhymes, soothing the nights,
Stirring joy, faith and love – 

Breaths of prayers, some...

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gorgeous kind-hearted empathetic
motivated lady godiva
usually dressed to the nines
taught her husband a lesson
showing off what he was missing
to the ones he referred to as commoners...

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How many days have you had this?
Dare I admit nine days?
I have already lost three days of work.
Should I lie?
I remain silent.
Pondering my answers.
Wondering what...

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  Two candles lit Friday night
    the husband's, the wife's
  
  The wife's cooked and cleaned
   ...

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Is this tree beautiful or what?
Her grandson did not see a tree.
All he saw was Jane Mansfield.

So she showed the picture to her son.
He did...

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When I first entered this world,
Born to a mom who was so full of love,
A tear stung my eyes – a tear,
Proof that I was...

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When I see a mother hold a hand,
Crossing the street –
Tenderness apparent on her heart,
That’s love.

When I see a husband looking into the eyes…
Seeing a...

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"Margaret's activities must be circumscribed," said the doctor.
Her husband was horrified.
He did not know women could be circumscribed....

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I walked inside my burning home,
Gave him a second chance. 
Where even the welcoming doormat now, 
frowned upon my glance.
Broken glass, a shattered sea,
Hopes and...

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Bride of Frankenstein was incognito today
Riding a motorbike to Somewhere Town
Away from her overbearing husband and his cronies.
Many might have questioned her bat cage
If they...

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•Telling your children they are stupid
is like looking at your reflection.

•Don’t be fooled, stupidity is no accident.
It’s achieved at great cost and effort.

•Never tell a...

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My husband calls me an old goat –
it’s what I’d expect from a dumb ass....

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