Monoku Series: General Hospital
i had a brain mri last month
as expected, they found nothing
i asked could i do my own anesthetic
doc said, "knock yourself out"
last week i went to urgent care
it felt neither urgent nor caring
they had a specialist:
her specialty is diseases of the rich
she longs to open up her own clinic
but doesn't have the patients
my doc's advice: if you're skinny, don't eat fast
if you're not, don't eat... fast!
isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do,
"practice"?
overseen on a patient's chart:
no fever or chills but spouse claims she
was very hot in bed last night
Humor Attribution: #3 - Edmo Snord, #4 - Tom Lehrer, #7 - George Carlin, all others found online and converted
to monoku form by yours truly.
Enjoy your Sunday, everybody!
Ich bin verliebt in einen Traum,
Einen Traum der Zukinft,
Er begeistert mich mit Freundschaft und Liebe Gottes,
Liebliche Berge dann will ich mit ihn wandern,
Lieder dann will ich mit ihn singen,
Ein Lehrer der Humanitat, dann will ich in seiner Klasse sein,
Wie sagt mann guten morgen zu einen Prince,
Wasser der Seele reinigen mit der Sonnenlicht,
Er ist mein Traum gottes,
ich bette das unser lieber Gott Ihn sicher halt,
Ein froehliches Wieder sehn,
Riesige Berge sein Heim,
Das Chalet wo er sich mit Freunden trifft,
Ein Lebewohl, lieber Prince, ich habe dich gern.
Author: Gwen von Erlach Schutz
I laughed so hard, I would almost gag
while I listened to your ditty “The Vatican Rag”.
Why was a Harvard PhD mathematician
performing on stage as a musician?
You tickled the ivories on your piano
while you let your humorous lyrics flow.
With your witty comments, you put on a show.
You were a master at sociological satire
until the day you would retire.