Lardy Poems - Poems about Lardy

...Only full of jibber jabber Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder Waterlogged a smullen button belly Swollen tub of lardy sq......Read the rest...

...mene tekel peres - calligraphic prescience. global village voice - a dialect of babel the poetry slam - pen viva voce inherent bloodline - curdle into nepotism Atlanta's Oliver Hardy so pr......Read the rest...

...Am I invisible... you almost knocked me flying I’m on the pavement too, can’t you see me! Too busy on your bloody mobile Makes me seethe as you can see! Head bent, hell bent on con......Read the rest...

...CREATE AND CONFORM Creativity and conformity have common point of intersection ......Read the rest...

...Jam roly poly, treacle sponge And sticky toffee pudding head the top of my list But apple pie, rhubarb crumble Or a decent cheesecake are hard to resist Banana splits, eclairs or brownies Dump......Read the rest...

...Go toss your fetchings to the curb. Your possessions have you tardy. You'll thank the blessings for this cause to keep you from this lardy. To minimize your things of pleasure. The stuff put u......Read the rest...

...Obese, and grunting, sweating, and munting, trudging the kids off to school. Puffing, and panting, raging and ranting, You gotta stop eating, you fool. Stop stuffing ya hodgers, you fat......Read the rest...

...(Sir Terry Wogan and Mason McQueen take a tasty televised trip to Devizes) No traffic jam when Terry came No culinary surprise He used his loaf and found some cheese When munching round The Vi......Read the rest...

...She smelled of a succulent honeydew And her blush was that of a beet But lardy when she kissed me My heart nearly fell to my feet Her pretty brown eyes blinking Her sweet lips pressed upon ......Read the rest...

...She worked down at the car hop Serving trays to those who paid I just wanted to be that pillow Where her pretty face laid She looked like a diva Her body was super fine And lardy how I dr......Read the rest...

...Atlanta's Oliver Hardy so pretentious and somewhat lardy, had a sidekick,bungling,but thin both silently,still bring a grin Tribute to Laurel & Hardy-who proved humour needs no words and doe......Read the rest...