Sweet Dreams Baby

She smelled of a succulent honeydew And her blush was that of a beet But lardy when she kissed me My heart nearly fell to my feet Her pretty brown eyes blinking Her sweet lips pressed upon mine Heaven has just opened the door And caused that sun to brightly shine This feeling is one I’ve never known But one that I pray stays real close As she takes me out of this world Somewhere up among the cosmos My legs feel like blades of wavy grass Swaying and almost falling down Here I was in the arms of love With the sweetest girl around Then I awoke and cried myself silly And cursed the dream to hell And swore one day I was gonna break That awful ringing dinner bell There I was in her arms Her kisses where mine alone But now I’m just a shaggy old dog With nothing but a an old chicken bone