Florence's Pie

(Sir Terry Wogan and Mason McQueen take a tasty televised trip to Devizes) No traffic jam when Terry came No culinary surprise He used his loaf and found some cheese When munching round The Vize He and his little Mason friend Had breakfast at The Bear Sausage, bacon, beans an ting No revelation there Terry chewed the fat a bit And did a bit of walking A bit of pork, a bit of cake And pudding (now you’re talking) The flight of locks left Terry cold He didn’t eat the quackers Then things got quite interesting When John got out his clackers And hold on there is Florence Making Olde Vizes Pie Terry’s buds are tickled now A stuffed fox winks an eye So cheers for that then, Terry, mate You put our town on telly But next time have some lardy And get rat ars*d in the Pelly by Gail (for Florence from The Black Swan and the Unusual John Girvan)