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Florence's Pie

(Sir Terry Wogan and Mason McQueen take a tasty televised trip to Devizes)
 
No traffic jam when Terry came
No culinary surprise
He used his loaf and found some cheese
When munching round The Vize
He and his little Mason friend
Had breakfast at The Bear
Sausage, bacon, beans an ting
No revelation there
Terry chewed the fat a bit
And did a bit of walking
A bit of pork, a bit of cake
And pudding (now you’re talking)
The flight of locks left Terry cold
He didn’t eat the quackers
Then things got quite interesting
When John got out his clackers
And hold on there is Florence
Making Olde Vizes Pie
Terry’s buds are tickled now
A stuffed fox winks an eye
 
So cheers for that then, Terry, mate
You put our town on telly
But next time have some lardy
And get rat ars*d in the Pelly
 
by Gail
 
(for Florence from The Black Swan
and the Unusual John Girvan)

Copyright © Gail Foster | Year Posted 2015

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Bill Lindsay Date: 9/1/2015 4:08:00 PM Loved the pace of this ;) Login to Reply Gail Foster Date: 9/1/2015 4:56:00 PM Thank you, Bill. I am very tickled by the whole Florence's pie thing. Could have gone heavier on the innuendo but that would have sullied it a bit. Glad you enjoyed it as there is a lot of local stuff. All the best to you.