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Humorous Language Poems

These Humorous Language poems are examples of Language poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Language Humorous poems written by international poets.


To Nallum in Your Glist
TO NALLUM IN YOUR GLIST


“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....

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Categories: language, boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny



Premium Member Words From Home
colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing...

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Categories: culture, humorous, language,

Premium Member Feathers of Pride and Humility
In twilight's realm, where moonbeams entwine,
Two owls engaged in a contrast of minds:
A Great Horned Owl, proud and strong,
And a Great Gray Owl, cunning and...

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Categories: language, allegory, education, humanity, philosophy,

Premium Member Words
Far more words than 
open ears --
a world of chatter;

words everywhere -- 
difficult to avoid such
precipitous splatter…

poets use them, vociferously!

Politicians use them, surreptitiously!
Ministers use them...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: language, animal, cat, cute, humorous,

Premium Member Word Meaning
Learning word meanings is fun indeed
as laughter bursts out from wisdom* seed…
"Her pink pen writes so well
while his dog pen does smell
thanks to Aunt Pen...

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Categories: language, appreciation, christian, fun, humor,



Premium Member What Language Is This
that was a crackerjack
a dandy
a pippen
a doozy
a corker
a whale
grandson stared at his elderly grandfather
having no idea what language he was speaking...

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Categories: language, humorous,

A Toast To Dr Spooner
A Toast To Dr Spooner

William Archibald Spooner 
22/7/1844 -  29/8/1930

Here's to Doctor Spooner
Man of linguistic fame
Though sadly today maybe 
Not so many know his...

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Categories: celebration, character, humor, language,

Premium Member Language Roots of New England Non-Device-Ive
I offen soffen neether content nor intent,

       eether explicit or implicit about 

      ...

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Categories: america, humorous, introspection, language,

Premium Member In the City of Gilded Glamour
In the city of gilded glamour,
slow motion is seen as an outsider;
a slip of tongue is as common as mocking grins! 
They turn around and...

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Categories: culture, emotions, humorous, language,

Bridgerton
Dear readers, please dwell awhile
Sit here a moment I pray
I wish to speak a little
of what and how people say

Surely the ladies here
would wish it...

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Categories: language, appreciation, desire, humorous, imagery,

Premium Member What Language Does She Speak
"My mommy is going to be gone three days."
This was said by a six-year-old who was concerned.
His friend, who is seven said “When my mommy...

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Categories: language, humorous,

Premium Member Humorous and Insensitive
(Warning, some dark humor. If you are sensitive about death and illness, have recently lost a loved one, this is not a read for you)

My...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, humorous, language, nonsense,

Precision Swearing
Precision swearing they call it
A term that may sound absur
But it’s economical with the breath
And wastes not a single word,
It rolls smoothly from the tongue
Instantly...

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Categories: emotions, feelings, humorous, language,

After I Ate An English Thesaurus
I accidentally ate, consumed, chew in,
A thesaurus, a synonymopedia.
And ever since then, at that moment, by that time,
My words, vocabulary, sayings just sublime.

So when I...

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Categories: language, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Ironic Homophonic Tonic
Inspired by Jan Allison's brilliant "Eye Rowed My Hoarse", 
top winner of the July 2021 Word Play contest.

I'm knew to this language; it baffles me...

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Categories: humorous, language,


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