After I Ate An English Thesaurus

I accidentally ate, consumed, chew in, A thesaurus, a synonymopedia. And ever since then, at that moment, by that time, My words, vocabulary, sayings just sublime. So when I talk, speak, utter a voice to someone, I use informed, spiced, educated English. I use big, humangous, enormous words And synonyms like 'food carrier' instead of dish. And instead of idiot, fool, stupid person, I found better words like Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump... And I now use words like geographic waste disposal centre Instead of cheap words like rubbish dump. It's awesome, fantastic, awe-inspiring, How my language, grammar, vocabulary has developed. It really is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, How my wisdom, philosophical understanding has emerged!