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I Was Just Being a Man

...Men, this is lame, so, so lame.
That is the poorest, lamest excuse that men have been getting by with for years.
You were not just "being a man," you were just being inconsiderate, selfish and lame...

Same Tricks

...6/7/22



It's the lamest
I hate it
All these snake pits
Another rapist and racist
You name it
Still to this day it's
The same tricks
And same 
Don't tell me to watch my language

Why's...

All the Same To Me

...5/17/22


Always they scheme
And obsess over memes

Opportunity is there and then it melts like ice cream
I haven't been getting closer to my dreams

Crossed many streams
Climbed a mountain...

Vindictive and Chivalrous

...On that glorious evening, don't sleep subtly.
Utterly, prime-age ought to portray a furious fire.
Rage for the waning daylight with ferocity.

Even if bold people realize the terri...

Voiceless Eagerness

...I'm that my words and pen can't express my weakness.
Nobody could have foreseen I felt such happiness.
My bald secret is now included in my poetic liveness. 
I'm at a loss for words...

Proud To Be An American

...

             Proud to be an American


I live free, in mind and in speech.
Though the horrendous move is on!
The PC police endlessly march, preach and screech.
To forever quiet any Patri...

To Kill a Writer

...I draw daydreams devoid of grammar.
Jumble memories with synonyms.
Cook laughter with adjectives.
Flirt with rhymings.
Drool over oxymorons.

My masterpiece is not just another
crushed paper.
...

Dated

...Through darkened bar windows
Two meet without sight
Two ashamed to want
Two afraid to need
Two alone together
Changing words to hide
the face buried deep inside
A smile for the lamest joke
fa...

Burned

...So many stars out there dreaming
To someday make it famous
Then I hear them "give it all"
But they all just sound the lamest
Acting oh so flawless
See their names in burned out lights
Making so...

The Lamest Legend

...Because of what society has said
For the reason that there is no because
In light of what once was problematic
The fairness tragic. The drunkard sober.
The numberless inmate dares to say, "free"....

Black Jack Olympus

...Seen life compared to so many things.
I decided to give it a shot.
My turn for an allegory or simile

Funny, when I sat at the table everyone was shocked.
I wasn't expected though the game had j...

Dance With Me

...Dance with me 
In the rain
Feel the raindrops falling on 
your face.
Trace my lips before we kiss
Let our bare feet touch the 
earthly floor
Sing in my ear our song that 
only us know
Dance ...

2:00 Am

...2:00 AM

One last drink
A glass half filled with ice
Golden liquid with the bite of a dragon
That glass has destroyed a million dreams
It has made even the lamest idea sound like genius
It has made e...

Conversation With An Angel Part 3

...“Yeah, all the way. No ride, no bus, just walkin’. I can’t quit till I give you your
message, and finish drawing this sand script so you’ll know I’m not lying.” I was shocked 
by what he was telling ...

Christmas At the Rauhe Haus

...based on Elihu Burritt’s “Christmas in Germany” (c. 1850)

You find a hand-built chapel among small homes
constructed by children. But what children – 
vicious young ne’er-do-wells from a Dickens...

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