Lactose Poems - Poems about Lactose

Confucius - 551 BC-479 BC

...Wise man say, “No laugh up sleeve, while wear heart on same.
For misconstrued may be, lose heart's desire, passion's flame.”

Happy dentist say, when at chair, always looking down in mouth,
“If t...

Allergic Reaction

...
When first invited
to The Land of Milk and Honey
where stars at night shone bright
and days there were always sunny
he demurred to go
Abraham was of a mind to politely decline
as woul...

Writer's Block

...I have had this fear.
It started as a rattle.
I would rather not self-diagnose-
worry my afro kinks straight.
I let it pass breezily.

In my room of metaphors
I closed the door, shut 
out the...

The following fictitious scenario I evoke

...The following fictitious scenario I evoke

Analogous to fire breathing 
puffed up imaginary dragon
(in a land called Honah Lee)
ye might rightly think
what the deuce
haunting spectre ace of sp...

Whole Wheat

..."Whole Wheat"


Trench coats 
Pantyhose 
Riding lo 

Knee high 
Nehi soft
Drink

Drunk
Drinkers
Drunk on a

Plasibo 
Please no
Tell me it's no

Lie

Laying on like 
Mayo laid on...

Exodus 21st Century -3-

..."Friends Attend Contend  #2"

The first book of The Old Testament called; Genesis is the story of the origins, of both planetary nature and human nature and serves with distinction.
 ....

If the Moon is Made of Cheese

...
   Gazing at the stars I wonder
       If the moon is made of cheese

   Is there something somewhere far out there
       that just might be lactose-free

...

Whisper of Youth

...Whispers of Youth

Dusty boxes, like forgotten books, Hold chapters of quantum leaps— My first steps, tiny and determined, Leading to a world of wonders.

Goat’s milk, flavored with Grenada nutme...

Blech impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea...

When the entire mug awash
with floating leavings
by golly by gosh,
sipping said herbal brew
analogous challenge
to eat spaghetti squas...

Holiday Mishap

...Yule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...

A Trap

...Sugar-free
Lactose-free
Gluten-free
That's me
How can you be free
With these allergies
Trapped inside your body....

Politesse Pleases Me

...Politesse pleases me...
thank you very much
for letting me clutch
your attention courtesy
sharing following thoughts
thru reading my poem analogous 
to invisible electronic, 
fantastic, kineti...

Ahhh, If God Were Here Right Now

...if God were here right now,
i would offer him a slice of three layer lasagna
i wonder if He would ask for welches grape or purple wine
it would be a First Sunday
it would be the best venting dinn...

I Love My Age

...We own it and owe to it

I know what love is, adore silence’s gold 
Content and at peace, no grudges to hold. 
It gets better and simple at this stage -
I love my age!
 
I can stay up ...

Cuz It's Christmas

...I sit entranced
as the shadows danced
…around me


I left the Buddha
outside in the falling snow
			…I gave him my hat


The tree tilts
The snowman wobbles
		         ….the wind laughs

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