Best Lactose Poems

Lower gastrointestinal war civil declared
because sweet tooth (er...rather dentures)
craved absolute zero sum game yoking,
wickedly villainous, x'acting tummy
upsetting Pavlovian salivating, romancing,

quid pro quo woe pea pie us, orthodox, 
conventional, nun habit forming (Lie), 
mouth watering, lip locked, kickstarting,
Je Suis ill lust trios, hymn bracing, gob
stop ping,...

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how lovingly precious
so timelessly sweet 
the cooing and drinking  
of a suckling baby 
with milk in little hands

makes me want to 
reach out to grab
this dairy lactose belly hurting treat
so as to pour it all in
my morning coffee

but the baby is just on TV
and...

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where did 
you go

though
i don't

drink
milk

but i have
a carton

with your
picture

on the
side but

you are not
missing

i'm just
missing

you...

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When first invited
to The Land of Milk and Honey
where stars at night shone bright
and days there were always sunny
he demurred to go
Abraham was of a mind to politely decline
as wouldn't you know
he was lactose intolerant
and diabetic too so
the alleged Promised Land
would only guarantee
even more misery
but...

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