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Kumquats Poems - Poems about Kumquats

Old Man's Bar and Gym

...They called the "Buff Boy" to clear my table.

He winked, said I'm ready, willing, and able!

I was eating kumquats after a couple squats,

And ran screaming back home to my wife Mable!

The ...

Categories: kumquats, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Kumquat

...Rush to my house I have kumquats, you said
They're ripe, moist and sweet, I'm right here in bed
An eager beaver, I raced
But my high hopes were misplaced
Your spouse was eating your kumquat inste...

Categories: kumquats, fruit, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick

Dealt With My Cards Irrationally

...I have heard that you lived a successful, surreal and spectacular lifetime
I have heard that you given it your all and dealt with your cards so fine
I have heard that you are beyond intelligent tha...

Categories: kumquats, deep,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Tangy Juicy Fruit

...~ Since I never knew,
  I thought I'd share this with you ~


  No larger than olives or grapes
  They're orange and oval in shape
    They grow on a tree
    And O! Mercy me!
  Tart flavors ...

Categories: kumquats, color, fruit, senses,
Form: Limerick

I Like Oranges

...Lemons are sour and limes are green
mandarins are as sweet is anything
I like oranges

Kumquats and clementines have funny names
grapefruits and pomelos taste the same
I like oranges

Sweetie...

Categories: kumquats, fruit, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme

My Fruit Basket---

...my fruit basket---

apples, bananas
fruit in my basket spring fresh
oranges, pears, dates

elderberry limes
lemons kiwifruit kumquats
honeydew melon

gooseberry grapes, figs
Marion berry, ...

Categories: kumquats, analogy, appreciation, fruit,
Form: Haiku

Traduce Tis Trademark Trump's Traitorous

...transmitted trashy talks
(partially presented pablum pertaining 
     particularly - president ***** (PAC -
     phallic action cum mitt tee)   
     portfolio playboy philandering)

baneful bo...

Categories: kumquats, 12th grade, anger, change,
Form: Free verse

Her Sustenance

...Her lust for you is fierce.
She spreads it out before you
as if it were a lavish bridegroom’s dinner
of caviar, oysters and shrimp;
spears of warmed asparagus and
artichokes stripped of leaves t...

Categories: kumquats, sensual,
Form: Free verse

Tutti Fruti

...Tutti Fruiti

Lovers ladling luscious love sips,
Kiss kumquats for passionate pair.
Peaches and  pears and purple plums
Fresh fruit fritters fling affair

Love apples, appetite appealing,
Lov...

Categories: kumquats, happinessfruit, love, sensual,
Form: Quatrain

My Sustenance

...My name is Aphrodite and
my offering to man
is fierce love.
I spread it out before you
like a lavish bridegroom’s dinner
with foods named aphrodisiacs rightly after me!
Caviar, oysters and shri...

Categories: kumquats, passion
Form: Free verse