Kookie Poems

1959

...
Bozo the clown is ready to begin,
in Cuba, Fidel Castro starts his reign.
Buddy Holly meets a horrible end,
Charles de Gaulle is back on top again.
 
Motown now brings us a whole lotta soul,
...

The Kibitzy Kleptomaniac

...A kibitzy klepto keeked like a kakapo at a kerfy knotholey kist that kept knickknacks made from kidskin and krimmer in it. His knockoff kiths were knackered of the kookie knucklehead's kleptomaniacis...

Bumfuzzle

...Some have noticed old Jack is less kookie
My reputation is at stake, will return to things goofy 
Like the word “bumfuzzle”
“To confuse and to puzzle”
But way back then us dudes were all ...

A Nice Lady

...Beebopalula you're my kookie baby
But always thought your brain a wee bit lazy
Said one and one made six
Your brain matter doesn't mix
What DOES matter is you're a sweet sexy lady...

Kookie

...In memory, I stand outside
My parents’ bedroom door
To peek at their TV to see
An actor I adore.

It’s Kookie (Edd Byrnes in real life)
On “Sunset Strip” at night,
Way past my bedtime, which i...

A Nice Lady

...Beebopalula you're my kookie baby
But always thought your brain a wee bit lazy
Said one and one made six
Your brain matter doesn't mix
What DOES matter you're a sweet sexy lady...

My Anxious Willy

...Often been referred to as kookie or silly
It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies
Knew this as a teen
In my light blue jeans
Which exhibited the bulge of my anxious willy<>

Carhenge

...In Nebraska, a replica of Stonehenge is revealed
Called Carhenge, it's formed from vintage automobiles
Who thought of this
Some kookie old fish
His strangeness emerged which had long been...

Bumfuzzle

...Some have noticed old Jack ia less kookie
My reputation is at stake, will return to things goofy 
Like the word “bumfuzzle”
“To confuse and to puzzle”
But way back then, us dudes were all...

Gundabooka Sam

...Gundabooka  Sam

Old Sam squats at Gundabooka
Somewhere out the back of Bourke,
He lives in a shanty hut,
Doesn't seem to do much work,
He wears rope-held trousers
And a long-john undershirt,
...

Carol's Hubby Michael

...Carol Eastman's hubby named Michael
Has joined us which only seems right-ful
Whatta team it will be
If he's as kookie as she
To welcome your dear hubby, it's delightful


© Jack Elliso...

My Anxious Willy

...Often been referred to as kookie and silly
It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies
Knew this as a teen
In my light blue jeans
Which exhibited a bulge of my most anxious willy
...

Satan Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas

...*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,
and is chock full with enormous wordp...

How Am I Doing

...So how's this old guy been doing lately
This kookie, silly old man 
Do I still need to work on my delivery
Maybe puns should be my plan

It's definitely still a work in progress
Need a ...

50's and 60's Weird Tv On Channel Three - Part 1

...I think I must be seeing things
Before me stand the four of kings,
They shuffle when the Bishop brings
Annette upon nine raven wings

And Beanie rides a sea serpent
And wonders where the yellow...

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