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Knock Yourself Out Poems - Poems about Knock Yourself Out


Premium Member Bra Woes
...This is for all the ladies out there That no doubt will relate To all the woes of wearing a Bra To which there is no escape So, firstly we have the bra that rubs Which stings, that being a maj......

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Categories: knock yourself out, giggle, humorous, women,
Form: Rhyme
Ooh Woman, Ooh Woman
...OOH WOMAN, OOH WOMAN: VERSE 1: Woman, I'm really enamored to you, And I've fallen for you more and more, So much I can't let go of you. For you're the treasure I'd discovered in my walk, And ......

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Categories: knock yourself out, love, woman,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member Sunday Funnies I
...Monoku Series: General Hospital i had a brain mri last month as expected, they found nothing i asked could i do my own anesthetic doc said, "knock yourself out" last week i went to urgent care it felt neither urgent nor caring they had a specialist: her specialty is diseases of the rich she longs to open up her own c......

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Categories: knock yourself out, health, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member For Ladies Only
...This is for all the ladies out there That no doubt will relate To all the woes of wearing a Bra To which there seems to be no escape? So, firstly we have the bra that rubs It stings…. you can’......

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Categories: knock yourself out, fun, giggle, humorous, women,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Monoku Monday - July 2021
..."Debby Downer edition" posted 5 Jul 2021 the chill pill you took this morning appears to have been a placebo misery loves company though company doesn't lo......

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Categories: knock yourself out, humor,
Form: Monoku



Hit On the Head
...Me heads been hit many a time in me life, I've had staples and stitches what am I like? I've been hit hard by fists, feet and balls, as a goalie dived into posts and floors. In a minute one o......

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Categories: knock yourself out, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Figjam
...I’ve had enough… Of your whimpering cries… Your slanderous comments… And outrageous lies. So keep it up… You self-righteous *****… I’ve been called far worse… Even a volatile witch! You t......

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Categories: knock yourself out, abuse, angst, bullying, conflict,
Form: Free verse
T,Boxer
...The Boxer. One punch,two punch knock yourself out. Two boxers in the ring hear the ref shout. Three punch four punch in the second round five punch six punch knocked to the ground. One'er, two......

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Categories: knock yourself out, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Flippa-Coin-Deity
...CONGRATULATIONS! (let moi be the first) word on the street is you got a solution to all your problems yeah, word on the street is you found a way to feel comfortable in the most horrible situations ......

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Categories: knock yourself out, life, time, time,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member How Many Times?
...How many times can you express friendship and support Only to realize these feelings will never be returned How many times can you fool yourself Saying, "This is okay; nothing was promised" H......

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Categories: knock yourself out, friendshipfeelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member One Hit Wonders
...My old forty fives lie dormant in my attic There were so many one hit wonders in our time I lived my youth listening to music As Troy Shondell moaned “This Time” When Robin Luke sang “Susie Darlin’” ......

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Categories: knock yourself out, music, nostalgialove,
Form: Rhyme
Those Things Will Kill You
...So a man walks into a bar - and I swear this is true - and he says to the barman, he says: “Jack Daniels, rocks, large.” Then quickly he says, changing his mind: “Forget the rocks.” He downs......

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Categories: knock yourself out, death, life, social,
Form: Narrative

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