Kippers Poems - Poems about Kippers

... All night long rain bucketed down When going out this morn Water ‘twas almost everywhere Squishing and Squelching As Seagulls swam without a care though not a fish in sigh......Read the rest...

...Rum felt a chill which he couldn’t explain Had mum left the freezer door open again? He went to the kitchen and muttered, “Aha!” The freezer door was just a little ajar Inquisitive kittens, as ......Read the rest...

...Rum and Raisin, on the mat, were playing with their toys Their humans had the tv on to give some background noise Rum said, “Raisin, there is something that I want to do, To meet a man from far aw......Read the rest...

...TIT-FOR-TAT PERSIAN CAT A young man and his chic Persian cat Help each other out tit-for-tat He feeds her fresh kippers She brings him his slippers Why can’t more couples be thoughtful like t......Read the rest...

...We live by the sea, just we two, you and me It offers us all that we need From our heads to our toes, you make all of our clothes From sea grass and sometimes sea weed If our ocean provides it,......Read the rest...

...No music uplifting, soft or loud. My nerves and liver have been tenderized with traumatic alcohol tremors all night. Be gentle as I descend the stairs a pale ghost of myself. No, no fried eggs......Read the rest...

...If I really have to wear a tie, best it is a pure silk one. I have seen the silken threads of a thousand moths spun on a loom. I have seen the nimble hands of the workers at the loom. The meek......Read the rest...

...What would you do, if you did, get up close and personal with a fish. Would you ask him a generic q, like 'where's the nearest public loo?' Or try your best to respect, his blubbering, sout......Read the rest...

...I feel so proud when I see our national flag raised and sing our Anthem ‘Oh land of our birth’ This island is not the place where I was born but there’s no place on earth I’d rather be......Read the rest...

...Mr Wiz, Munchkin Land Be so kind to lend a hand... Cartwheeling cottage? how daft is that Landed quite safely, all level and flat Some midget fellow said, who else heard that I think ‘Wicked W......Read the rest...

...When the cows come home to roost, or the crows are grazing grass, It’s time I wrote a rhyme, until yesterday returns to pass! If bats in the belfry stay sleeping, until the clock strikes the ......Read the rest...

...A framed pizza cannot be described as a Mohawk hairstyle in a salon. For if an iron tumbles into a salad bar then ionised tomatoes could become very afraid. Such is the agreeable format for a lettuce......Read the rest...

... Our mind is capable of passing beyond the dividing line we have drawn for it. Beyond the pairs of opposites, of which the world consists - other, new insights begin." --Herman Hesse, on Th......Read the rest...

...What a beautiful breakfast This hotel  embraces your stay Everything you could wish for To keep u going all day The prunes I had were lovely So juicy and fat Now feeling a rumble in my stomach Was I......Read the rest...

...There was a yeti called Kippers, Who tried to use toe nail clippers, But his toes were too long, And it went badly wrong, So now he wears floral slippers.......Read the rest...