Kilograms Poems | Examples

Afters

Fourteen pounds; that’s a bucket of lard
And losing that shouldn’t be so hard
It’s turkey, pud and let’s not quibble
A pretty frequent midnight nibble

It’s one whole stone of belly fat
Inflating what was firm and flat
Slimline tonic won’t do that 
So did I eat an alley cat?

Six-point-three-five Kilograms
Twice what sometimes fills our prams
Were I pregnant, for my sins
Could be that I’m toting twins

But I’ve had lots of Christmases
And I’m sure when I tell you this
Six weeks watching what I eat
Will make my tummy nice and neat

The trifle’s gone, as is the meat
All the savoury, all the sweet
It’s time to watch my waist deflate
With smaller servings on my plate

And so I put away the gin
And tonic with no sugar in
For gin gives me an appetite 
That makes me nibble late at night

So, fourteen pounds; that is my goal
A resolution in my soul
But, by the gin, before my eyes 
A box - unopened - of mince pies!

Better Again

Better again

On get quote this 
Stopped wi the wrangles 
Complex focus 
Offering angles 
Left with the hurt 
Top wi the spin
An ethic of work
Offer a win
It’s got to be 
Say as it lives 
This prophecy 
Takes and it gives 
Dealing on maps 
Frames require 
Feeling with contrast
Same desire 
Haze is exciting
Earning the list 
Phasing the writing 
Turn wi the twist 
Just stay wi the round 
Got so to holler 
Upstaging the pound 
Offload the dollar 
Sign so fantastic
Then it left 
Rhyme show and classed it 
Treble cleft 
See the plans
Show the plate 
Kilograms
Overweight
Try to decipher 
Things that arise 
Cry when you’re hyper
Sing with the eyes 
When they close 
Scream with it shake 
Mention those 
Dreams are awake 
Put on a list
Be jotting
Sure, from the gist 
Keep spotting
Watch the heroes
Set it a gem
Stop the zeros
Better again

My Sunshine

Like mother,
Like daughter,
thanks to my mother
I’ll protect him forever
And fill him with laughter.

The way I love,
I learned from you,
I go above and beyond,
I’ll be the reason he pulls through.

He is my son,
I am his glue.
It feels like his life has just begun,
As I kiss his latest boo-boo.

I look into his eyes,
So full of life and bright
And I remember why
I keep fighting the good fight.

I am who I am
Today because of you.
My love for you weighs a billion kilograms,
I love you THIS MUCH,
Please know that that’s true.

I strive to be a good mother,
My son is my sunshine
And he’ll never have another,
So I will be the best that I can be 
this time and forever.

Life just isn’t fulfilling
Without children in it,
For those who are willing,
There’s nothing quite like being the lap
In which they sit.

I live for the hugs,
His smile melts my heart,
He is my doodlebug
And has been from the start.


My dear son,
Mommy loves you,
From the earth to the moon 
And all across the seas.

Lives of Revalations

the disorder of my conduct is important to be obedient to his word
even i burn bobdy and do not out of love
then perhaps shall understand the word LOve more
cinders Kataunas fiskars blue bonnetts
syemets ginger crumbs masters do i not enoy the outcome
to partake of GOD's Grace is through the demons cup
though i eat and drink the serisnous of the poisons i consume have render my senses useless 
KIlograms balances theaputic sensitivty ulitamtas
LIlli un cummi deshthroes picaldo imkumininum 
polarsadic volomedsiec hunger is obdeincae so I hunger to know the LORD
love hase EVOLvoved into thoundrclasp hinder bid your time wisely
Coming from across seas with wisdom
Ther is no end to the knowledge of GOD
Though unworhty to speak of my Fathers HOLiness i deform into biscups
and angels eat the Love GOD ALLAH once spoke Life
Death wrote its messsage desperate for her attentions
SO he became less than allah sons
Mahommhed I heed your words 
A prophet is with honor in his own country


The islam icasaac in wicked casked i preform
Zenith meets verizons once i become the eveil twin of JOseff i beseech his aide for succour

Ego and What To Do In the World

I
Ego is not real

II
Ego is necessary, images we have of ourselves, but it is like a measure as are inches, centimeters, kilograms, and longitudes.

III
You cut other things with tools, though you measure the length with another tool. Try cutting cheese with a Line of Longitude!

IV Our mistake is to treat the ego as another of our physical organs. It is NOT even that real (do you see your eyes, bite your own teeth?)

He Measured My Height

He measured my height,
and weighed me in kilograms.
My body index he obtained
“You are fat and glittering”, he told me.
“You pollute air and cause greenhouse effect.
The earth is in danger due your weight.
Crime you have committed.
Your body you torture daily.
Here is arrest warrant. Take him. Go.
Ten years in prison from today.
Starve well to learn being healthy,
and save mother earth”.

Atmospheric Pressure

As I sit and draw in the air
through my hairy nostrils,
It flows through my heart ,
making it  heavy like carrying a 
fifty kilograms weight in my chest,
I breathe heavily to release this pressure .

Pressure of surviving this hardship and recession,
of not paying my bills;
of tasks that I couldn't carry out diligently,
I must stand and overcome,
As it weighs on my shoulder,
suppressing my will and zeal,
But the air is fresh and has a 
soothing effect on my tender skin ,
The force per unit area is normal ,
Which gives hope! hope of standing tall,
As it taps and beats on my body,
Scientists call it air or atmospheric pressure. 


8-8-2017

Breast Feeding the Serpent

It is a common thing in my open free village
a land of unforgettable realities of nobodies
in which selected men and women have breasts
by which a huge serpent is fed on milk

The serpent is fat and silly with milk from men
and smooth with milk and cheese from women
shining bodies and swollen chicks weigh kilograms
as it drives its way to way to reception centers

But this serpent is dangerous and heartless
it consumes up small men, women and children
those without big milky breasts to feed it
drained and dry they move on the serpent’s land

Yes. I see those with small dry breasts weeping
and their offspring on miserable bare feet
forced to sit behind empty desks in classrooms
with a future that can only be forged and faked

And without shame and care the breast-feeders
wrap themselves in linen clothing from overseas
eat beef from faraway lands and rice with chopsticks
to yield rich milk to breast feed the cruel serpent

Travesty

Train so luxurious in the outside but with wooden interior void of beauty
Ravishing blond with a bad communication skill
Age supposedly a twin to maturity, grey hair covering a teenage mind
Viewing a church priest making merry in the town’s brothel
Estimate of Gold valued at the prize of red sand
Stupid minds in leadership to a learned and wise society
Ten kilograms is the weight of the latest and most modern crane
‘Yuck’ is the reaction when the expected quality is missing or adulterated.

How Come

They say my heart is weakening
Yet my love is increasing, how come? 
And they do not answer it.

They say my eyesight is fading
Yet my vision is perfect, I ask how come? 
And they do not answer it.

They say my voice is not audible
Yet they clearly understand what I mean, How come? 
Again they keep mum! 

They say body cannot lift more than ten kilograms of weight
Yet I can move a mountain with my thoughts, How come? and they show a blank face.

They say when I walk few miles, I am breathless
Yet my determination surpasses the bullet, How come? and they look towards sky.

They say my body action have limitations
However, my wisdom is boundless, how come? 
And they close their eyes.

I know my body is growing and becoming weak
Yet my soul has full enthusiasm to drive me 
to enable me to perform things beyond the body can think.

Your Kiss

My love when you kiss me
It’s like a new years’ display of fireworks
Every fiber in my nerves sparks in ecstasy
Until my emotions start melting like 
A thousand smoldering scented candles
Honey when you kiss me it is like
A melting of a thousand kilograms of sweet chocolate
That leaves my tongue satisfied with your kisses
Your lips tell me sweet romantic secret
Tales of places you want to go and of places
I want to take you my dear darling and of
Adventures you want to share with me
Delicious tales from your delicious tongue
Caress my body into un ending ecstasy and
Am excited by the love we have dear
Kiss me more my love and take it higher
As high as you can my love because
Its where I will meet you and fall
Into your eternal arms of love

Recipe For 7 Billion

323,000,000 square meters of forest/day
830,000,000 kilograms of meat/day
3,230,000,000 kilograms of garbage/day

place on spherical baking dish 
slowly raise temperature 
close your eyes

Diet Business

Today I am eating spinach
Tomorrow I am eating spinach and your smile
On Monday I am eating spinach or your smile....
This is how I reduce my kilograms.

Anyhow, if you are too fatty,
Please, look at me,
And I will reduce your kilograms too
By kissing you
By hugging you
By loving you

This the Diet I worked out on my own
How many dollars will you offer me to perform?

On Hold

My resume holds no job.
This drug is what I possess. And problems,
ongoing dimensions of pretension exceeding rainbows.
Clothes tossed, deceits whispered at daybreak.
The lover pieces puzzles
while one more slumbers, his wine-burdened toasts
forgettable, vanishing
even as I see castles in the air weaving
tangled webs of impossible thread,
good girl, honest, always striving,
sober, smart and waiting to assist
ladder-climbers and religious zealots,
the dream a sky in my lungs
arranges me dizzy, approved
by the snobs I might be jealous of.

All of a sudden the lover calls
and there he is, aware,
whiffing of sprayed starch, observing
these eyes, the glossy eyeballs. I’ll deny kilograms
to him as the sun swaps colors,
creams of yellow flushing into bloodshot
and at night, the moon’s glow
capturing another lover and the hold of my drug.

Ugly Girl

Ugly Girl

How much accrued opinion
Of fashion magazines distinction
Did it take

How many diets
And days of self-conscious

How much make up 
Did they use
To paint your warm smile
And your sweet bright eyes

How many narrow teases and sidelong glances
And peer pressure enhancements 
To convince you

Ugly girl

How much money did you spend
On the must have pages
On the latest trend
Of their uniformity
Their mask that fits you so neatly
With their plastic acceptability

And how many round pegs
In square holes
To fit you into that dress

Ugly girl

How much more make up will it take
Before you see

You never needed it any way

How much more acceptance and approval
Will it take to convince you
That you are just an ugly girl

How many less kilograms
How many less pounds
How much blemish removal cream
Or centimeters of clean clear skin

To judge you to perfection

Ugly girl

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