Keg Poems - Poems about Keg

...Folks, I perused it in black and white; The Octogenarian verbalized after the civil war that "There are no victors and no vanquished." Scores of years gone by, we now visualize Who the victors an......Read the rest...

...Stealing fire from the gods Prometheus would yearn And pass it off to humankind whose banishment interred Their feet into the glowing coals but faith out from the dark Enlightenment a powder......Read the rest...

...To see one is rare but to buy one is obscene. A tall snob. She casts frowns from under her gables. He, the new owner, is in the cellar to clean Dusting and throwing out boxes without labels. Ca......Read the rest...

...A lady whose horse broke its leg drank herself drunk from a keg. “I can’t live in this world,” she pined, “without the old girl, so, please, shoot us together, I beg.”......Read the rest...

...Since the 1990's Red China has been using an intelligence gathering radar station monitoring USA's military operations of the southern United States. Now they are establishing a military training ......Read the rest...

...Spiked Drinks Got Them All So Rolling Drunk Universe spun out of control and died The planets sputtered out and then fell The southern boy liked his chicken fried And preacher's young son rang ......Read the rest...

...Some days we go there to beg: Ten kilometers for each leg. We aren’t greedy as we beg: Never asked Givers for egg! This week we’ll be there to beg, Our backs to their palm wine keg: A chance ......Read the rest...

...Princess of Lille The prettiest mirror on the island I wanted to let you know That every man wants to have At least one flower Of happiness For their wife. O Beautiful soul I have for you ......Read the rest...

...Give me a keg of palmwine That I may drink to my demise For to die is gain and to live is pain In a land not sorry for our worry Like a toddler cruising in a lorry Our lords sailing on the y......Read the rest...

...Self help addict needles unsuspecting reader Expounded late today April 27th, 2023 since being written countless years ago maybe a baker's dozen as thee doodling cock doth crow scouting abo......Read the rest...

...For my mate You added your bit to the show A joke a story or a place to go Standing next to the barbie or keg Serving the snags or beer you had us pegged Always the last to leave no waste ......Read the rest...

...A situation or state of confused movement or violent turmoil. (dictionary definition #2 of Maelstrom) Today’s opinions are so contrasting and divisive that nobody seems to know up from down! I be......Read the rest...

...Though not in his nature to beg He would flip for a sip from the keg Of the rum or the brandy That dangles so handy His lips near the tips of the peg......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......Read the rest...