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Beg for One more Keg

Beg for One more Keg To stand on could not find leg So decided I should beg For another keg. Then I did give her a hug One more hole myself in dug And did chug a lug. Cannot stand for very long Soon started to sing a song Where did I go wrong? If goals you were to surpass Must have drunk another glass And then urine pass. Another great Horn haiku from way out of the blue. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Poet RivereSea Plantation Bolivia. NC

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