Beg For One More Keg
Beg for One more Keg
To stand on could not find leg
So decided I should beg
For another keg.
Then I did give her a hug
One more hole myself in dug
And did chug a lug.
Cannot stand for very long
Soon started to sing a song
Where did I go wrong?
If goals you were to surpass
Must have drunk another glass
And then urine pass.
Another great Horn haiku
from way out of the blue.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RivereSea Plantation
Bolivia. NC
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