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August: Augusto : Août : Agast : Augustus : bayue
Kappa Cygnids
Messier 30
Benesmen
Sextilis
Augustus
Leo>>>>>>>>Virgo
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Categories:
kappa, august, surreal,
Form: Free verse
A weird guitarist named Frank
didn’t make Phi Beta Kappa
It’s OK, music lovers, he ventured
Whatever, I still made
~ ‘Hairy Legs Zappa’
Categories:
kappa, humor, music,
Form: Rhyme
I’m sorry we can’t start the morning
- I’m still stretching and yawning.
Oh, give me a skibidi break,
why’d you wait to snake me awake?
Anyway, you know not to bother me
unless you’ve brought coffee.
You can’t just insist we have to leave -
I haven’t even brushed my teeth!
I’d love to join in your drama
but I’m still in my pajamas.
Can you give me a quarter hour?
I’ve really got to take a shower.
We aren’t back in school,
who says there are rules?
You know, summer loses its charm
when you have to set an alarm.
Does running late count as exercise?
.
Kamala Harris! I’m SO hyped.
I guess Yale’s (5 member) Alpha Kappa Alpha ladies get to reify their nang now.
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Songs for this:
Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra
I Remember the Sun by XTC
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slang..
skibidi = insert the profanity of your choice
reify = representing something sketchy as a concrete thing.
nang = cool
Categories:
kappa, forgiveness, friendship, humor, morning,
Form: Rhyme
Kappa Kappa Putrid Pi
In fraternity
Kappa kappa putrid pi;
Transcript someone stole.
Story of Trump's life.
Jim Horn
Categories:
kappa, humorous,
Form: Haiku
I have got a coded life
No flesh, no lyrics,no fancy flight
I am living like an equation
Hopping x y z as booze slave
They play with me to get a solution
And after that they make midnight coffee
I live in my own cocoon
Unaware of the temporal curves
Play of Fractals in Romanesco broccoli
I wander an illusory Kappa
Floating over a Mandelbox
Counting Julias in dream if I have any.
Categories:
kappa, allegory, feelings,
Form: Prose Poetry
The monster
Kappa infrequently
jumps out of its watery hideout
to pull pranks as well as attacks only women.
It, too, pulls people in the water to drown them.
The color, figure, size and features
vary clearly of this
river child
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**Based on Japanese folklore of the child-sized Kappa or “river child” **
June 3, 2014
Form : Trois Par Huit
Tenth Place win
Contest: Body of water by Andrea
Categories:
kappa, animal,
Form: Verse
ALPHA! Are you there?
Take the DELTA, you're nearly there.
XI! Do you hear?
Sit in a RHO, you're very near.
SIGMA! Do you know where is BETA?
Don't know sir, he left with THETA.
TAU! OMEGA! Show me the GAMMA.
Sorry sir! Our notes are with mamma.
Why NU? What 'bout you MU?
See yourselves sir! We did a few.
PHI and SI! Tell me where is EPSILON?
We don't know sir where he might have gone.
IOTA and ZETA! You did good LAMBDA.
We did nothing, were helped by KAPPA.
ETA, CHI and PI! Where are your notebooks?
Left at home sir for none of us ever looks.
Categories:
kappa, education, write, me,
Form: Rhyme
. Mr. Kopp flies his Kappa kites on nights with
kaleidoscope skies. Lying
on a knoll Mr. Ks’
dreamy eyes
are mesm erized
as his keel pulls from
where his body lies.
kites scrapping the night
become kappa knights
ridding kangaroos against
storm filled cloudy skies.
Clouds were shaped like
steamy kettles filled with
kappa brand ketchup covering
kamikaze curly styled French-fries
Categories:
kappa, fantasy
Form: Concrete
Alpha said to Beta
So, How’s that flat?
My Gamma built a Delta
What do you think of that?
Machep sounded off,
“My Beth!” he cried
Epsilon’z ETA, is
exactly what we need!
Eats in the cooler,
if you make god.speed.
She gave the Ta
and with one Iota
proclaimed “Yo, dates! “
I swear I told you?
I dared ya,
to a Nu game and
Kappa the lamb did too….
So, How can A.man
be in only one place
when a woman
is always in two?
Omicron,
our best phenomenon
How do, you like your Pi?
In a Rho, sea glass
filled to the brim?
Served …
with a scampi
and why?
The Sigma signaled and
the meanings mingled
Stomata.the.Roma
said a tometa,
was a Stigma.
Thank You @Phi
Chips! it is.
Omegawd…
did; the
gamma
get
aWay?
Categories:
kappa, food, friendship, funny
Form: I do not know?