I'm sorry!

I’m sorry we can’t start the morning - I’m still stretching and yawning. Oh, give me a skibidi break, why’d you wait to snake me awake? Anyway, you know not to bother me unless you’ve brought coffee. You can’t just insist we have to leave - I haven’t even brushed my teeth! I’d love to join in your drama but I’m still in my pajamas. Can you give me a quarter hour? I’ve really got to take a shower. We aren’t back in school, who says there are rules? You know, summer loses its charm when you have to set an alarm. Does running late count as exercise? . Kamala Harris! I’m SO hyped. I guess Yale’s (5 member) Alpha Kappa Alpha ladies get to reify their nang now. . . Songs for this: Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra I Remember the Sun by XTC . slang.. skibidi = insert the profanity of your choice reify = representing something sketchy as a concrete thing. nang = cool