Alpha Are You There

ALPHA! Are you there? Take the DELTA, you're nearly there. XI! Do you hear? Sit in a RHO, you're very near. SIGMA! Do you know where is BETA? Don't know sir, he left with THETA. TAU! OMEGA! Show me the GAMMA. Sorry sir! Our notes are with mamma. Why NU? What 'bout you MU? See yourselves sir! We did a few. PHI and SI! Tell me where is EPSILON? We don't know sir where he might have gone. IOTA and ZETA! You did good LAMBDA. We did nothing, were helped by KAPPA. ETA, CHI and PI! Where are your notebooks? Left at home sir for none of us ever looks.