Funny July Poems

Corny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.

Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s...

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Hot
summer 
sun takes turn
with heavy rain,
Bringing two seasons
on this month’s funny phase;
Each event always takes place,
despite sultry atmosphere's craze.
Big surprises come this seventh month-
Fourth and...

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Hot,
cooking
days and nights.
Parades in town,
dancing horses ~ clowns.
Sky lights up everywhere,
pretty colors fill the air.
Animals do not like the noise,
the loud noise hurts their sensitive...

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Have you ever felt the heat,                                       ...

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Many years ago,
a simple kiss made her glow.
Love was everywhere,
sweet flowers filled the air.
That day there was no snow,
the warm sand covered a toe.
Her blue...

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Last July I was going west,                                      ...

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*Image of Small Beginnings by iStock.

In JULY: Small Begins Mightily

This is July's marks, Fall takes a breather,
so cat hiss, dog bark, who'd backed off--neither,
Fall takes...

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I am here to tell a story,                  ...

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On a snow covered beach in the middle of Summer
Basking in the gloominess of a dark so much glummer
There lived a cow who the cowboy...

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Quote "Over the years we have soared hand in hand" by poet


 

We clutch many years of married life      ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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With red and white and blue,
my nose needs a tissue.

July strawberry pie,
A piece before I cry.

July white clouds above,
flying like a love dove.

July blue I...

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Snow In July? Crazy right?
I was wearing my swimsuit bright.
I called my cousin Little Fred.
He had the biggest slickest sled.
Flakes fell for hours on lilacs...

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In order to save some money
Which in hindsight wasn't smart
Me and my buddies got together 
To make our own fireworks

And as luck would have it
We...

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We're going to step outside
Where mosquitoes will surely bite
They really make you itch,
And with a lot of might,
They hold on really tight
It's hard to put...

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