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Funny July Poems

These Funny July poems are examples of July poems about Funny. These are the best examples of July Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member The Christmas Alligator
He prowl very still across 
the calm merky waters 
I can see him and he can 
see me with his big yellow 
eyes his pupils...

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Categories: animal, funny, july, places,

Premium Member July Surprises
Hot
summer 
sun takes turn
with heavy rain,
Bringing two seasons
on this month’s funny phase;
Each event always takes place,
despite sultry atmosphere's craze.
Big surprises come this seventh month-
Fourth and...

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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: july,
Premium Member Soup Creek Ink Or Computer
Last July I was going west,                                      ...

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Categories: humor, july, poets, smile,
Premium Member In July: Small Begins Mightily
*Image of Small Beginnings by iStock.

In JULY: Small Begins Mightily

This is July's marks, Fall takes a breather,
so cat hiss, dog bark, who'd backed off--neither,
Fall takes...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, funny, july,
Premium Member Fourth of July
On a snow covered beach in the middle of Summer
Basking in the gloominess of a dark so much glummer
There lived a cow who the cowboy...

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Categories: july, celebration, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Snow In July
Snow In July? Crazy right?
I was wearing my swimsuit bright.
I called my cousin Little Fred.
He had the biggest slickest sled.
Flakes fell for hours on lilacs...

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Categories: july, 3rd grade, 5th grade,
Happy 4th of July
In order to save some money
Which in hindsight wasn't smart
Me and my buddies got together 
To make our own fireworks

And as luck would have it
We...

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Categories: july, funny, humor,
Mosquitoes
We're going to step outside
Where mosquitoes will surely bite
They really make you itch,
And with a lot of might,
They hold on really tight
It's hard to put...

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Categories: funny, july,
Happy 4th of July- Patriotic Repost
In order to save some money
Which in hindsight wasn't smart
Me and my buddies got together 
To make our own fireworks

And as luck would have it
We...

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Categories: july, funny, humor, independence day,
Happy 4th of July
In order to save some money
Which in hindsight wasn't smart
Me and my buddies got together 
To make our own fireworks

And as luck would have it
We...

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Categories: july, birthday, firework, funny, humor,
Tree
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree....

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© A.O. Taner  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: july, addiction, april, best friend,
Albatross
Light dims in my halo as I am discouraged by the greed.
Wants becoming so desired they are justified as needs.
Why do you prey on the...

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Categories: july, bird, earth, friendship, games,
Foxtail Trails
BY LYDIA BRESCIA JULY 2011


FOXTAIL TRAILS

THE GENTLE WIND TOUCHES FOXTAILS OUTLINING THIS COUNTRY ROAD.
THEY GLISTEN WITH SUNLIGHT POINTING OUT A DIRECTION YET UNTRIED.

LIFE BECKONS LIKE...

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Categories: july, funny, nature, animal, animal,
Christmas In July
It's hot,
Its' sunny,
but not,
that funny.
No it's Christmas,
Christmas in July,
We have memories to spare,
And such a natural high.
No snowman,
No cocoa,
No sad little faces,
No people who are...

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Categories: july, seasons
River In Early July
Flowing, sparkling, refreshingly clear
Dipped in my toes, ah yes too cold -just as I feared








For John Freemans Contest...

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Categories: july, funny, nature

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