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Humorous Judgement Poems

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All hail The Silver Skins
 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Categories: judgement, columbus day, community, earth



Judging
Look at her vile dress.
Who am I to judge? Eye thorn,
My life, inward mess....

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© Maurus Bey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: judgement, conflict, humorous, introspection, irony,

Premium Member Judgement Call
To submit or to quit, that is the question! 

Let’s call a spade a spade, not to be rude, 
Some contests’ stipulations are quite crude,...

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Categories: humorous, judgement,

Premium Member Unexpected Coming
Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)

Nobody...

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Categories: judgement, culture, funny, humor, jesus,

Premium Member Juice Ex Machina
Juice Ex Machina

By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...

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Categories: care, humorous, jesus, judgement,



Premium Member Hell Your New Home
Your words and actions
lashing out at everyone
fire~smoke everywhere


Do you love the heat
hell could be your great hot spot
new home made for you...

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Categories: judgement, cry, evil, fire, hurt,

Premium Member The Way We Look
I find people as a whole are very judgmental,                ...

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Categories: feelings, jobs, judgement, life,

Premium Member The Price We Pay
Early-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved

had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: judgement, bird, birth, funny, giggle,

Justice
Dodge,
              slippery,
          ...

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Categories: judgement, allegory, allusion, appreciation, humorous,

Premium Member Everyone Writes
Everyone writes
perhaps not with
pen and pad
but the soul is
a slate, sometimes
a lifetime indelible

I pray, when leaving
this world I am allowed
to take Whiteout and an
eraser: the...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christian, humorous, introspection, judgement,

Premium Member Leave It Out Judge
The judge told the man, “You’re accused
By all of those that you abused.
You’re too touchy feely,
You touch and feel freely
And all of them feel they’ve...

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Categories: humorous, judgement,

Premium Member A Humorous View of Contests
Ah, dear poet, each poem must not
necessarily in a contest be!
Annoying to read beauteous words.
And then.....suddenly...

At the bottom, stamped coldly,like
the bottom of a milk carton!
“Entered...

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Categories: humor, judgement, poetry, race,

Premium Member One Saucer To Another
Saucer xx427P54 to Saucer xx37PR4
and two digits more – Earth again
Sabre Rattling its nukes: We've
seen this before, on other worlds
eventually reduced, to Radio Active
Pukes –...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, hyperbole, judgement, perspective,

Trauma Clean
Bake the world a cake and wear your shimmering crown of perfection.
Gorge on pure bites of unearned kindness to feed your grievous bodily farm.
Your dignity...

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Categories: hate, humorous, judgement, truth,

Premium Member Deja Phooey -- Ennui
Here's the job for you

 "Plenipotentiary" ~

Nah.  Been there.  Done that.




 Note:  Not an entry in the 
    ...

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Categories: humorous, judgement, power, work,


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