"Sumthang" Hunny Part and Jinggle Dheeze
Wore masks and stood behind manager
"Big Beefy" Borscht, silent saying nothing
He introduced the as Sight and Sound
Identifying the by there boots.
In the introduction Danker Dinker Donk
Interupted walking in saying
"Ya'll don't like me" "Ya'll don't like me"
He said it seven times and seven
Times they ignored him, then the
Lights flickered and when they
Came back on Dewlittle was the only one standing
And Even Kelp Seaworthy was lying on the floor.
Flux Diakkin came out voweling revenge against both factions
Saying my daddy built this company with integrity
Involved. With respect to decentsy, ya'll mocking this man's legacy "
"he didn't do a good job!"
"He wasn't prepared!"
" He got lucky that night"
" He was caught off guard"
" What we thought we were seeing wasn't
what was meant to be!"
" tHE RULES FAVORED A SITUATION LIKE THIS!"
" HUBBA BUBBA RAH-RAH!"
"HE DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO RETAIN THE TITLE"
" SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALMOST NEVER!"
" HE'S A STRUB, A PRELIMINARY BUM, JUST A JOBBER!"
" WHAT THE (f$#*)!"
" wE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION"
" HE WENT FROM ZERO AND 61 TO BEING EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE!"
" WHAT THE F$C* IS (........bOOP...) GIONNA SAY ABOUT THIS!"
" WE WERE LIVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "
" IF YOU THINK YOU SAW THAT WELL THAT NEVER HAPPENED@!"
OFFICIALS ARE SCRAMBLING TO THE RING"
" RESTART THE MATCH( DING-DING)
WHOOMP, WHOOMP WHOOP!
ONE...TWO..THREE!..IT'S OFFICAIL, WE HAVE A NEW WORLDS CHAMPION!
You think by talking sweet to me that you'll score,
But I am woman, hear me ROAR!!
I respect myself to much to just give my goods away,
To you and your quick, boring, selfish lay!
Call me ol'fashion but I take my time,
Cause getting to know one another is not a crime.
Yes, I like to take things slow,
Maybe then your true self will show.
If I like you, you will know,
If I don't, then out the door you'll go!
So be a gentlemen and help us with our seats,
Don't treat us like we're a dirty piece of meat!
You could offer us your coat when we get cold,
Being a gentlemen never grows old.
Also always be polite and use your manners,
Don't be one of those rude jobber-jabbers!
If you want to be with me, there's one thing you have to do,
Just bring the gentlemen out in you!
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