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Jalapeno Poems - Poems about Jalapeno

Jalapeno Poems - Examples of all types of poems about jalapeno to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for jalapeno.
Bodega Talk
... Evening is settling in. I empty my basket at the counter. A pint of vodka (the kind that comes in plastic bottles), a bottle of ’Tums’ antacids. A box of frozen French Bread Pizza. A jar of......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member An Emotional Eater
...I ate because I was bored. A bunch of meats, none tasty enough. I gulped down caramel popcorn. Unsatisfied, I looked for something sweet. I ate because I was disappointed. Three kinds of chees......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, food,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Biggest Fear is Jalapeno Pie
...Santa Claus cooks the turkey and gravy and bakes up pumpkin bread. His wife tiptoes out of the kitchen to converse with his brother Ed. They decide to allow him this alone time to cook and knead an......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, christmas, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Chomp Down my Jalapeno Hoppers
...I have invented the Jalapeno Hoppers, and they are all the rage. The candy designers and I jumped swiftly onto the inventors page. We have added chocolate and caramel to the spicy sauce of green. ......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member She is a Martha Stewart
...Our hostess had creamed cheese in pea pods. I loved it! And jalapeno jelly in wonton wraps. I love jalapeno. I made a pig of myself. Snorting and chomping. Squealing with hog gusto. She broug......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, humorous,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member My Birthday Presents
...Here is what I got for my birthday. Small glass holder for paint water. Won’t hold a paint brush. Given to me by a non-painter. Custom made apron. Large and medium paint brushes. Canvases. Pain......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, birthday,
Form: List
Premium Member Hot Chili Pepper Dance
...These spicy banana peppers are hotter than hot. My annoyed esophagus yells “Not! Not! Not! Not! Not! Not!” They dance around and down my gullet from the crockpot. Temperature there is turned up to......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, food,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member I am an Emotional Eater
...I eat sugar and salt, donuts, coffee cake and jalapeno peppers too. Because these are things a meddling doctor told me not to do. They are my forbidden foods, so I grab them up in droves. If I had......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, food,
Form: Rhyme
Lust In The Heart
...I have lust in the heart for you Spent hours contemplating lose Are diamonds more valued for their scarcity? Are stones less so because of so many? Away from you I should die of hunger Near by......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, food, love, lust,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Jalapeno Peppers
...My jalapeno peppers Taste buds on fire I reach in the jar for more I need bigger spoon Ten is not enough Tongue in flames Yum ......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Premium Member 1967 Iowa State Fair
...jalapeno peppers parading their truth proudly making the fried tortilla laugh oranges and the brightest azure blues the sizzle of a skillet my mouth salivates strumming of a banjo bluegras......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, memory, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spice doesnt Like me Anymore
...Spice doesn’t Like me Anymore David J Walker Spice doesn’t like me anymore A taco would be nice With a little Spanish rice but Spice doesn’t like me anymore Some frijoles with grated ched......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tiger Tiger - orange cat
...The sign on the cage read "CAUTION" I thought, "hmmm.. "wonder who that belongs too?" The receptionist seemed a bit cool almost standoffish. I paid the bill and asked "so where's my kitty?" Sh......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, cat, heaven, pets,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Whatever Makes you Feel Loved
...Smile from a teacher Laugh from an excited toddler Snuggle from a kitty Lick from a puppy Are all beautiful things to me Hug from a good friend Pat from a mentor or someone who knows me wel......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: List
Bodega Talk
... I empty my basket at the counter. Six individual cans of strong imported beer. A plastic bottle of ’Tums’ antacids. A box of frozen French Bread Pizza. A jar of jalapeno peppers. The w......Read More
Categories: jalapeno, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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