Jalapeno Poems - Poems about Jalapeno

...Talos's teather Protected by having in an industry of lovers he proceeds to ply between two things i characters together heirs to assignment cohorts of work trouble through the details s......Read the rest...

...Sheriff Koplin has ridden East to gather a few other folks who decided to leave the city and head West, hoping to settle in Milton Creek. I'm sure whoever they are will be good people and will be mad......Read the rest...

...lacking inspiration I gave up trying put it down left it alone thought I could come up with come thing on my own then I sat down said that's what I would do but when I got comfortable I starte......Read the rest...

...5 cups of cooked black rice 2 cups of cooked kidney beans 3 cups of cooked lamb sliced thin sauteed in garlic and olive oil 1/2 cup of onions diced 1/2 red bell pepper diced 1/2 cup of shredded......Read the rest...

...Thy arms are opened to embrace you to hear them sing ah-song of love and peace ......Read the rest...

...Eat Wasabi Breathe Fire Cracker Night Bon Fire Cozy Warm Fire Place Brimstone Hell Fire Loud Noise Back Fire Back Burn Start Fire Matchstick Create Fire Gun Hire Sure Fi......Read the rest...

...Evening is settling in. I empty my basket at the counter. A pint of vodka (the kind that comes in plastic bottles), a bottle of ’Tums’ antacids. A box of frozen French Bread Pizza. A jar of j......Read the rest...

...I ate because I was bored. A bunch of meats, none tasty enough. I gulped down caramel popcorn. Unsatisfied, I looked for something sweet. I ate because I was disappointed. Three kinds of chees......Read the rest...

...Santa Claus cooks the turkey and gravy and bakes up pumpkin bread. His wife tiptoes out of the kitchen to converse with his brother Ed. They decide to allow him this alone time to cook and knead an......Read the rest...

...I have invented the Jalapeno Hoppers, and they are all the rage. The candy designers and I jumped swiftly onto the inventors page. We have added chocolate and caramel to the spicy sauce of green. ......Read the rest...

...Our hostess had creamed cheese in pea pods. I loved it! And jalapeno jelly in wonton wraps. I love jalapeno. I made a pig of myself. Snorting and chomping. Squealing with hog gusto. She broug......Read the rest...

...Here is what I got for my birthday. Small glass holder for paint water. Won’t hold a paint brush. Given to me by a non-painter. Custom made apron. Large and medium paint brushes. Canvases. Pain......Read the rest...

...These spicy banana peppers are hotter than hot. My annoyed esophagus yells “Not! Not! Not! Not! Not! Not!” They dance around and down my gullet from the crockpot. Temperature there is turned up to......Read the rest...

...I eat sugar and salt, donuts, coffee cake and jalapeno peppers too. Because these are things a meddling doctor told me not to do. They are my forbidden foods, so I grab them up in droves. If I had......Read the rest...

...I have lust in the heart for you Spent hours contemplating lose Are diamonds more valued for their scarcity? Are stones less so because of so many? Away from you I should die of hunger Near by......Read the rest...