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Jalapeno Poems - Poems about Jalapeno

Jalapeno Poems - Examples of all types of poems about jalapeno to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for jalapeno.

Premium Member Biggest Fear Is Jalapeno Pie
Santa Claus cooks the turkey and gravy and bakes up pumpkin bread. His wife tiptoes out of the kitchen to converse with his brother Ed. They decide to allow him this alone time to cook and knead...Read the rest...
Categories: jalapeno, christmas, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Chomp Down My Jalapeno Hoppers
I have invented the Jalapeno Hoppers, and they are all the rage. The candy designers and I jumped swiftly onto the inventors page. We have added chocolate and caramel to the spicy sauce of green. When you take...Read the rest...
Categories: jalapeno, food,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Jalapeno Peppers
My jalapeno peppers Taste buds on fire I reach in the jar for more I need bigger spoon Ten is not enough Tongue in flames Yum...Read the rest...
Categories: jalapeno, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Premium Member Spice Doesnt Like Me Anymore
Spice doesn’t Like me Anymore David J Walker Spice doesn’t like me anymore A taco would be nice With a little Spanish rice but Spice doesn’t like me anymore Some frijoles with grated cheddar cheese would be fine but let me add...Read the rest...
Categories: jalapeno, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Jalapeno Pepper Deprivation
The potluck is right around the corner of my room, so smells are wafting in already. Luscious wonderful terrific delicious smells – pumpkin, cinnamon, chocolate, mayonnaise. You cannot smell mayonnaise? My heart goes out to you. ...Read the rest...
Categories: jalapeno, food, funny,
Form: Free verse



Jalapeno Pretzels and the Adulation of Small Things
jalapeño pretzels & the adulation of small things munching jalapeño pretzels, savoring a cup of coffee, taking a moment to enjoy the way a cardigan you’ve had for years feels when you throw it on for the 255 thousandth time--- these things,...Read the rest...
Categories: jalapeno, life, planet,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs