Jalapeno Poems - Poems about Jalapeno

Santa Claus cooks the turkey and gravy and bakes up pumpkin bread. His wife tiptoes out of the kitchen to converse with his brother Ed. They decide to allow him this alone time to cook and knead and bake. Playing kitchen therapy; he adores making chocolate pudding cake. Your immaculate kitchen will be a disaster Ed tells his sister-in-law. They...

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I have invented the Jalapeno Hoppers, and they are all the rage. The candy designers and I jumped swiftly onto the inventors page. We have added chocolate and caramel to the spicy sauce of green. When you take a bite, your first reaction is a delighted scream! Now scramble toward the Jalapeno table, and decorate your fix. Use lemon drops...

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My jalapeno peppers Taste buds on fire I reach in the jar for more I need bigger spoon Ten is not enough Tongue in flames Yum...

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Spice doesn’t Like me Anymore David J Walker Spice doesn’t like me anymore A taco would be nice With a little Spanish rice but Spice doesn’t like me anymore Some frijoles with grated cheddar cheese would be fine but let me add please, leave off the jalapeno cause its just No Bueno Spice doesn’t like me any more At one time I could eat...

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The potluck is right around the corner of my room, so smells are wafting in already. Luscious wonderful terrific delicious smells – pumpkin, cinnamon, chocolate, mayonnaise. You cannot smell mayonnaise? My heart goes out to you. I am sorry for your loss, Someone just took the lid off the baked beans again. I do not dare try...

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jalapeño pretzels & the adulation of small things munching jalapeño pretzels, savoring a cup of coffee, taking a moment to enjoy the way a cardigan you’ve had for years feels when you throw it on for the 255 thousandth time--- these things, these small (and what may seem to others as being irrelevant details of life) but more than precious tidbits of life are...

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