Jalapeno Poems - Poems about Jalapeno

... Evening is settling in. I empty my basket at the counter. A pint of vodka (the kind that comes in plastic bottles), a bottle of ’Tums’ antacids. A box of frozen French Bread Pizza. A jar of......Read More

...I ate because I was bored. A bunch of meats, none tasty enough. I gulped down caramel popcorn. Unsatisfied, I looked for something sweet. I ate because I was disappointed. Three kinds of chees......Read More

...Santa Claus cooks the turkey and gravy and bakes up pumpkin bread. His wife tiptoes out of the kitchen to converse with his brother Ed. They decide to allow him this alone time to cook and knead an......Read More

...I have invented the Jalapeno Hoppers, and they are all the rage. The candy designers and I jumped swiftly onto the inventors page. We have added chocolate and caramel to the spicy sauce of green. ......Read More

...Our hostess had creamed cheese in pea pods. I loved it! And jalapeno jelly in wonton wraps. I love jalapeno. I made a pig of myself. Snorting and chomping. Squealing with hog gusto. She broug......Read More

...Here is what I got for my birthday. Small glass holder for paint water. Won’t hold a paint brush. Given to me by a non-painter. Custom made apron. Large and medium paint brushes. Canvases. Pain......Read More

...These spicy banana peppers are hotter than hot. My annoyed esophagus yells “Not! Not! Not! Not! Not! Not!” They dance around and down my gullet from the crockpot. Temperature there is turned up to......Read More

...I eat sugar and salt, donuts, coffee cake and jalapeno peppers too. Because these are things a meddling doctor told me not to do. They are my forbidden foods, so I grab them up in droves. If I had......Read More

...I have lust in the heart for you Spent hours contemplating lose Are diamonds more valued for their scarcity? Are stones less so because of so many? Away from you I should die of hunger Near by......Read More

...My jalapeno peppers Taste buds on fire I reach in the jar for more I need bigger spoon Ten is not enough Tongue in flames Yum ......Read More

...jalapeno peppers parading their truth proudly making the fried tortilla laugh oranges and the brightest azure blues the sizzle of a skillet my mouth salivates strumming of a banjo bluegras......Read More

...Spice doesn’t Like me Anymore David J Walker Spice doesn’t like me anymore A taco would be nice With a little Spanish rice but Spice doesn’t like me anymore Some frijoles with grated ched......Read More

...The sign on the cage read "CAUTION" I thought, "hmmm.. "wonder who that belongs too?" The receptionist seemed a bit cool almost standoffish. I paid the bill and asked "so where's my kitty?" Sh......Read More

...Smile from a teacher Laugh from an excited toddler Snuggle from a kitty Lick from a puppy Are all beautiful things to me Hug from a good friend Pat from a mentor or someone who knows me wel......Read More

... I empty my basket at the counter. Six individual cans of strong imported beer. A plastic bottle of ’Tums’ antacids. A box of frozen French Bread Pizza. A jar of jalapeno peppers. The w......Read More