Chomp Down My Jalapeno Hoppers

I have invented the Jalapeno Hoppers, and they are all the rage. The candy designers and I jumped swiftly onto the inventors page. We have added chocolate and caramel to the spicy sauce of green. When you take a bite, your first reaction is a delighted scream! Now scramble toward the Jalapeno table, and decorate your fix. Use lemon drops or chili cha cha’s’ we’ve thrown salt rags in the mix. You can change the taste a tiny bit with a garnish on the side. I usually use barbequed bananas, but gummies never want to hide. The candy I have invented is refreshing, and it makes you younger too. As you chomp on the hoppers, you will go from age sixty to twenty-two. You will need to bring some smaller clothes, maybe a size two or three. You will love how your waist feels, and you will be as happy as can be!