Sorry Irony Poems

An HP Production

[Quiet on the set--roll'em]

KEY: Cast: P)Pip, B)Bob, R)Reinier, A/M)Anna/Madam

P)Evil, not rats, live on, start squeaking,
B)Noose fill lips, spill life soon, start swinging,
R)Sorry, something...

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Comfort zone, comfort zone
Touch the screen, turn it on
It’s my favorite thing 
Ting-a-ling, bing-a-ping
Once I left my comfort zone
Couldn’t find a way back home
So I...

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So you’re an alien 
Well look at you!
What the hell took you so long to get…..
Stupid question!
Don’t answer that 

I mean where on Earth did...

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Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you...

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on ...
those "some" days
u smile
u wink
u laugh (pity)
sing, maybe
get the "gotta" done
baby steps
(babies can't walk)
still ...
place each foot
put IT on -
the mask
the act
la grande scène
you've...

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Sorry if I upset you,
I really didn’t mean it
Actually, I meant it
Until I saw it upset you,
Now I’m sorry you are
Upset by my words
But I...

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Angie,
You didn't like the song
Dude played for you
'cause you think it's about a junkie

I was good to you
For nothing
Really
No love interest
No taking advantage
Just a starving...

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Goodness, I nearly lost my balance on the spiral seashells and broken sea stone chipping matrix.
My quaint obsession with marine life and that skyline paradox...

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Those who make ethnic boxes on forms we must check.
Who of those, which are Iranian/Mexican, oh heck.
Irk! It's insanity, those who think Jesus loves them...

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Taken with a pinch of salt

Invisible to the naked eye

Should you wish to be unique

Bare your soul be exposed stripped
of flesh down to the naked...

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As the day drifts off to slumber 
I lay awake to relive the day
So many memories in my head
Thoughts echoing good & bad

My mind begins...

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He says caw, caw, caw—yes he crows 
With roll, pitch, and yaw Branson goes
My space ride’s high price
Makes me feel oh so nice
Though it takes...

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Carson Elkund moved slowly through the town,
his eyes darted about, looking around,
looking for trouble he knew was out there,
he was wanted by many, and moved...

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It was my first yoga lesson (after coaxing)
I was stretching every muscle in my body
Our leader was encouraging us, saying "Breathe!"
Frankly, I thought I was...

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For some, this sort of scenario is from what "hoarding" stems - with which, sadly, we have first hand experience - 


“Don’t you stand there...

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