Mom Irony Poems

Copper, tin, silver, porcelain and gold
   Dental filling materials all sold
     Beware of bargains
     From...

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I know labour pains are massiveBut carrying pregnancy for nine months is also very hard,No matter the conditions it can bring out,You feel greedy, you...

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Of course I agree with free speech
And the right of people to have their say,
But why can’t people be more reasonable,
And see it my way?

People...

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My life is a bliss, 
But what's beyond this?
My fears - which scare
With a disease that is rare!

I want to live in a place,
which has...

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See I was hungry for your love 
What I needed more was trust 
It was hard but that was us 
Them late night convo's got...

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Dense fog meandering around the conurbations,
Body in the blanket; feeling cold sensations, 
Oh man! 5 seems an early one,
If it'd have been summer; roads be...

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Four blocks down from 'Cheeter’s Bar’ - where Mother’d earned her living - me an’ little brother, Cody, stood behind her casket,
Listening to the feigned...

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What a beautiful day !
Said me as I woke up feeling so tiny
Under the enormous sky above me,
And the incessant greenery 
That hugged me from...

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My mother does not believe in snow
When the news mention that it will snow
She thinks it must be a hoax or worse a conspiracy theory

Philadelphia...

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She said she had a Mad Hatter notoriousness 
But I did not see it in any whit of a way. 
She flaunted it with an...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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There was a little girl I knew
Whose smile so brightly grew

She listened to her Mom and Dad
Was always good and never bad

Once, she cleaned the...

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It's a recurring event
in our lovely household,
every time it's someone's birthday
Crystal gets a bit angry
and with a hilarious comment says,
" I am the queen, let...

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Potatoes

At dinner the other night, 
mom fixed our favorite. 
She baked them, 
broiled them, 
cut them up,
 and fried them nice. 

She told us,
this was...

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Awake before dawn, he jumps into his clothes
   slides, headfirst, down the curling bannister
inhales a bowl of cereal -- Thanks, Mom! -- 
...

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