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Look, Mom - No Cavities

Copper, tin, silver, porcelain and gold
   Dental filling materials all sold
     Beware of bargains
     From them you should run
   If teeth in your mouth you want to behold

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2023

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Regina Elliott Date: 10/28/2023 3:52:00 PM Great dental limerick, Gershon. I just wrote a serious dental poem the other day. You have such a good writing range, some humorous, some more somber. ~ Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/28/2023 7:56:00 PM So kind of you, Regina. Actually, I'm quite 'home' on the range. ~ Alto-Bass Keyes

Marikate Kingston Date: 10/17/2023 7:49:00 PM I think my dentist needs a new boat when looking at the cost of my crown! Cute limerick Gershon. :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/28/2023 8:01:00 PM Sounds like he needs the Love Boat for a trip to Fantasy Island or something, Marikate.

David Fisher Date: 10/1/2023 5:05:00 PM Your limerick is real filling. Good one, indeed. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/1/2023 8:11:00 PM I've extracted maximum pleasure from your clever comment, David. Thanks, gw

Anne E Sangster - K Date: 10/1/2023 6:23:00 AM So true Gershon, and sugar is another we need to run from. :-) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/1/2023 8:15:00 PM Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening, sugar in the summertime... Used to be a song. Oh, well...

Michael Tor Date: 9/30/2023 10:13:00 PM Porcelain I like Gershon... Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 9/29/2023 12:59:00 PM Pangie, I feel your pain since I’ve been dealing with the dentist lately. Gershon, the dentist made me cry. A shot to the top, then the bottom, then stab stab stab and my eye leaked as I said owww.. Login to Reply

Panagiota Romios Date: 9/29/2023 11:14:00 AM Oh, you bring back bad memories. I hated the dentist as a kid and I still do.. I almost kicked my dentist out of the window It was right behind him, and he hurt me and I put both feet to his stomach. It had no screen. It was a wide window, and he almost fell out on Milwaukee Avenue.. I got my first spanking after that. Ouch! I wasn’t a snot but he hurt me. Thanks for the memory, as this song goes. Pangie xx Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 10/1/2023 8:10:00 PM Heh-heh. Pretty funny. My first extraction - the old string tied to the doorknob trick. I blacked out... I LOVE my dentist now. One of my best friends. Times have changed for the better! :) gw