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Humorous Integrity Poems

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Would Drain The Swamp
Miracle Man
8/12/2023

Now draining the swamp
is a worthwhile topic,
Only those who could drain it
appear to be myopic.

I oft hear the catch phrase,
“It’s...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: integrity, how i feel, humorous,



Premium Member Networking Nancy
Social butterfly ....

she flits

from person to person

like 

a busy bumblebee

air kissing beautiful blooms

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05/26/21...

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Categories: humorous, integrity,

Love Is a Shining Coin
love is a shining coin.
only one,
of high or low 
denomination.

see its two sides:
what is said
and 
what is done.

spin it now and call
and we’ll find out
which...

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© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: friendship, humorous, imagery, integrity,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: integrity, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member The Muse, In My Quill
The Muse, In My Quill  

I hadn't realized my penning going on 
Before the ink ran dry of my Quill. 
If I had just...

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Categories: character, humorous, inspiration, integrity,



Attempt To Cheer and Rally Sagging Spirits of Karen Windle
Before golden opportunity
(goes no argh hue mint 
the way of Long John Silver)
doth fade and dwindle
not necessarily cuz the missus
did (NOT) bribe and swindle
an ambition...

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Categories: integrity, 12th grade, appreciation, cheer

Why I Keep a Low Profile I E Namely Remain Invisible
Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...

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Categories: integrity, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,

Premium Member Wisdom's Healthy Passion
"We have an enemy within called the ego
who prevents us from using our mind intelligently.
It hides deep within our heart
and emerges with regularity
to challenge and...

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Categories: health, integrity, wisdom,

Premium Member He's Got Verbal Diarrhoea
Mr Bombastic 
So sycophantic 
Spins discs of plastic
He’s so sarcastic -
Thinks he’s fantastic! 

He’s on a health kick
Eat prunes in aspic....
His guts turn spastic
Diarrhoea quite...

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Categories: humorous, integrity, music,

Premium Member Owd Fart
You linger
just like a foul smell ...

I've come to accept
you're just an old fart!

5/17/19...

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Categories: humorous, integrity,

College
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Premium Member End of An Era
This Halocene Epic
of EcoZoic Earth
began with FirstMourning Adam

This Halocene broke out
when Eve yinned
and Adam yanged 
verbality's first day
beyond non-verbals
with and for and sometimes against
each other.

And...

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Categories: integrity, destiny, earth, health, humanity,

Premium Member Heroes and Villains
Everyone's great cause
projects them as our future's therapeutic hero.
So all against our health-intending causes
reject us as potential victimizers,
ostracizers,
impeachers,
disenfranchisers,
excommunicators,
criminalizers.

The trick is to see antagonists,
sources of trauma,
as...

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Categories: caregiving, health, humor, integrity,

Premium Member A Hand Out
Boogety, boogety, boogety shoo;
Some for me, but none for you. 
That’s the way it has to be;
If we share, there’s
Simply not enough for me.

Boogety, boogety,...

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Categories: integrity, anxiety, conflict, feelings, giving,

Sparrow Perched On My Head
Sparrow perched on my head;
whispered to me in the ear;
“Come let’s go to Virgin Island
I’ll carry you on my back.
and you  will enjoy my...

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Categories: humorous, integrity, religious,


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