"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Momma got run over by Santa,
last night walking to see Nana.
Please say this is not so,
it happened in the snow.
The attack had Santa boot prints,
no incriminating fingerprints.
What do we do with Momma's gifts,
trade them in for our new face lifts.
The table has been all set,
hot food for us and the house pet.
The candles match her hair of red,
so sad she is now dead.
They should never have given a license to Santa,
a big guy in red suit eating a banana.
Do you believe in Santa,
for us Now ~~ We BELIEVE....
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"Baby It's Cold Outside"
Baby It's Cold Outside.
What a white snowy night,
no stopping in sight.
Don't be so up tight,
I will pour you another drink just right.
But Baby It's Cold Outside.
I just cannot stay,
what will my parents say.
I must be on my way,
no more time to play.
Baby It's Cold Outside.
I must say no no no,
I really need to go.
Before it gets deeper with snow,
or my car may need a tow.
Baby It's Cold Outside.
Categories:
incriminating, fun, giggle, snow, uplifting,
Form: Free verse
People should be warned, people should get wise,
Or else they might find, a nasty surprise,
Early hours, Tuesday, sirens broke the peace,
That was the sound of Poetry Police,
Rushing to the door, I asked “what’s my crime?
You know, that I, take my books back on time”.
Politely smiling, they brushed me aside,
Only then I knew, that I couldn’t hide,
Loose leaf, single sheets, gliding to the ground,
Incriminating, alliterative sound,
Crying in the dock, I said, “Judge you’re wrong,
Everyone knows, this sentence is too long…”
Categories:
incriminating, books, judgement, poems, poetry,
Form: Couplet
Power of the money printer
Quite intoxicating
Stealing from the rest of us
Shame, incriminating
Modern Monetary Theory
Slowly devastating
Bitcoin makes the money true
Free and liberating
Rebuilding our lives and wealth
All appreciating
Cantillon theft and seigniorage
Now eliminating
Bitcoin adoption ‘cross the world
Fast accelerating
Categories:
incriminating, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
The sky
reflected in the harvested field
that laps up against the walls of
the Church of Saint-Paul de Mausole.
A surge of incriminating waves
upon which the Word is cast,
its roots in the church
that’s defined in outline
against the random aspect of the sky:
a nirvana,
or heaven –
not to be dictated to
by mere mortals.
A modest harvest
loosely stacked against the outer wall
representing the total sum of souls
still hoping for salvation,
but excluded
from the church’s close.
You shall reap what you sow.
Categories:
incriminating, art,
Form: Ekphrasis
Have you met that gal? She is a live wire!
She will show you tricks other girls do not know.
Sam keeps his mouth shut; he knows her well.
But he is hoping to learn some incriminating evidence,
the next time she tattles on him to Mom and Dad.
Categories:
incriminating, humorous,
Form: Free verse
When on my 12th year
father gave me a birthday card
with the number of days I had lived printed inside it.
I had to sit down and wait for my heart
to stop leaping over imaginary walls.
There were 4.382 walls to jump over,
It took me days, by the end of which
I was much older than I should have been.
When I tried to explain my feelings to him,
he grinned, often that grin was more a sneer
as he poked an incriminating finger at my face.
It was a running joke for him I guess.
What does a boy do with that kind of number?
A day is a long time for a kid, but that number seemed
like a worm cut in two, both ends wriggling away
to god knows where.
I took the card and pinned it to a bedroom wall
Daily I would add more numbers with a blue marker
until father made me wash the days away.
I bought a pocket calculator,
when father died, mother helped me
slip it into his coffin,
it seemed the right thing to do.
Categories:
incriminating, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Information Were Disseminating
Much information we were disseminating;
We did decide had become incriminating;
Some void;
Were annoyed;
Must be spread around and disseminating.
Jim Horn
Categories:
incriminating, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Hope is diminishing as your body is disintegrating
Energy levels are depleting, yet spirit somehow isn't incinerating
More often then not is draining and debilitating
Life as you knew it is deteriorating
Limitations bring frustrations that are infuriorating
Through wider eyes can be rehabilitating
A more open mind can be liberating
A strong heart filled with pure love can be rejuvenating
Hampering medical conditions are non-discriminating
Their lifelong sentence can be incriminating
Sometimes along the journey from faith its easy to stray
During darkest of hours you may ponder why you bother to pray
Feeling defeated motionless you lay
It's in these moments your guardian angels are with you to stay
Carrying signs bringing comforting color to your world that seems gray
Summoning courage to face a new day come with it what it may
Life's meaningful purpose is reborn to your fragile soul that has began to frey
The will to fight to survive is a price you must pay
Modern medicine has come a long way
Miracles happen every single day
Categories:
incriminating, encouraging,
Form: Rhyme
Don’t denounce me when I weep
Soaking blows right, left and centre
From angled arrows that keep
Galumphing near my fort vying to enter
The crib the moon loathes
Which the venom sunshine can’t sear
While sadness bothers
To rain pain and fear with the clear
Motive to abuse my space and stretch the surface
On which horror refuses to die or lie
As it rears its Dracula face
To feed my parched mouth the poisoned pie
I strive to expel
While ebbing strength and determination
Cry to exhale
As intimation of incriminating information
Smears my spine with the ice
Whose temperature challenges the lowest Kelvin
While each slice of its frozen price rolls a die that doesn’t suffice
When far from fruition floats Melvin
To ask me why I cry
Grown and gone alone as I am
Although rows and crows of sorrows multiply
Cursing the slum
That moulded the character I hold
In my person
As life travails succor withhold
To teach me the lesson
Life feels I deserve
For excelling at school
At the forefront of the erudition preserve
Life feels makes me a flamboyant fool.
Categories:
incriminating, addiction,
Form: Free verse
Shame on society
For making you feel like an outcast
For making you feel an idiot
When you are one of the most intelligent people I know
Next to the mundane people I encounter daily
Shame on the community that shuts you out
Because you are different
So, your mind works differently
Mine does too
The only difference between us is that I don’t have
An incriminating diagnosis stamped across my record
I hate this society that accepts me but places you
In a corner with a dunce cap
I need you to know
That you can do anything
That you can be anything
Your normal is not the normal of society, does not fit
In the box to which you try to cram yourself
Where you are far too vast to fit
Because society can’t define you
You are perfect the way you are
And shame on anyone that makes you believe otherwise
Categories:
incriminating, judgement, society,
Form: Free verse
The present age.
A lonely technological haze,
Social sites and megabytes with few real friends within our sights.
Words once wrote on paper with precision and heart
behind each movement of the hand;
now digitized for one to copy & paste at ones demand.
The smell and feel of a physical book to read,
Slowly losing its place, to the countless downloads from cyberspace.
Once a book enjoyed by yellow candle light burning dim to relax ones mind,
Now a tablet user kept awake by man made light;
harming their own eye sight.
Private lives no longer remain,
Every comment, every photo, every affair;
All incriminating information is there.
The present will continue to evolve over the past and moving forward is right.
I do however, look forward to keeping some of my favorite past times alight.
In the losing future fight...
Categories:
incriminating, computer, culture, history, how
Form: Rhyme
Created brink of poverty's role
a Eucharistic pool of drool
abomination from a fool
incriminating from self rule!
Discover Faith, the sainthood tool
and rediscover self, God's yule.
No celebration need extend
or bow to legacy's pretend!
A soul's conflict with space extend
and so decipher, what we've been
to belly up, we miss the trend
of going further, losses tend!
As looking back, mistakes contend
while roads of glory ~ brighter bend!
Categories:
incriminating, blessing, judgement,
Form: Monorhyme
Interconnectedness
Life with all its twisted
Train wrecks
Contorted metal
grappled around
steel, disfigurement.
And at the heart
of it all, I want to crash
with you. Be a witness
to your incriminating truth
Twisted in ways
censorship can't explain
Remove stop signs at intersections
and T Bone with you,
Bleep certain words
as I drive right through
Swerve on curves
Creep through school crossings
and race towards
Photogenic finishes
Connectedness
like snowfall on Georgia freeways
cautiously making incredible
feats of disbelief
writing under the influence
of you, hard to avoid
your touch even following
the six second rule.
I want to rub paint with you
have fender benders
and crash our bodies in ways
our spirits become unrecognizable
as to who belongs to who...
Remember how intersection negotiations
and lane integrity created anxiety
when you first learned to drive?
Collide
Categories:
incriminating, addiction, anxiety, car, integrity,
Form: Free verse
Created brink of poverty's rule
a Eucharistic pool of drool
abomination from a fool
incriminating from self rule!
Discover Faith, the sainthood's tool
and rediscover self, God's yule
no celebration need extend
or bow to legacy's pretend!
A soul's conflict with space extend
and so decipher, what we've been,
to belly up, we miss the trend
of going further ~ losses tend!
As looking back, mistakes contend
while roads of Glory ~ brighter, bend!
Categories:
incriminating, space, symbolism,
Form: Monorhyme
It Has Saved More Lives Than Superman
By Elton Camp
Even if it doesn’t actually save your life,
It can sure spare you from needless strife
It’s on your computer and quite easy to use
You are able to do it anytime you choose
Incriminating evidence it will take away
From anytime at all, even including today
A matter of seconds is all the time it’ll take
And failure to use it regularly is a mistake
It will protect one from anybody in the house
Especially needed when dealing with a spouse
So if you don’t know where “History” is found
Right now is the very best time to look around
Categories:
incriminating, funny, time,
Form: Rhyme
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