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Christmas Song Parodies

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Momma got run over by Santa, last night walking to see Nana. Please say this is not so, it happened in the snow. The attack had Santa boot prints, no incriminating fingerprints. What do we do with Momma's gifts, trade them in for our new face lifts. The table has been all set, hot food for us and the house pet. The candles match her hair of red, so sad she is now dead.  They should never have given a license to Santa, a big guy in red suit eating a banana. Do you believe in Santa, for us Now ~~ We BELIEVE....
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"Baby It's Cold Outside"
Baby It's Cold Outside. What a white snowy night, no stopping in sight. Don't be so up tight, I will pour you another drink just right.
But Baby It's Cold Outside. I just cannot stay, what will my parents say. I must be on my way, no more time to play.
Baby It's Cold Outside. I must say no no no, I really need to go. Before it gets deeper with snow, or my car may need a tow.
Baby It's Cold Outside.

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Date: 12/13/2024 3:01:00 PM
Enjoyed these, Paula! Great job!
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/14/2024 11:55:00 AM
Good to see you. Thanks for your note. Glad you found my "Christmas Song Parodies" to a Great job. They were a ton of fun to bring to life. Have a fun time singing along this Christmas Holiday...........
Date: 12/13/2024 9:07:00 AM
You did so well with this challenge Paula, best of luck in the contest, hope you had fun creating this write. Love and blessings, Jennifer.
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/14/2024 11:54:00 AM
Good to see you. Thanks for your note and for your Best of luck in the contest. Glad you enjoyed my fun "Christmas Song Parodies."  Oh yes, they were a ton of fun to create. Have a fun time singing along this Christmas Holiday...........
Date: 12/13/2024 1:39:00 AM
Two great Christmas song parodies Paula, fun writes, fun to read… Beryl
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/14/2024 11:51:00 AM
Good to see you. Thanks for your note. Glad you found my "Christmas Song Parodies" to be fun writes, fun to read. They were so much fun to bring to life.  Have a fun time singing along this Christmas Holiday...........
Date: 12/12/2024 3:11:00 PM
I got a kick out of these Christmas song paradies, Paula. Thanks for the fun and laughs. Merry Christmas! :D
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/14/2024 11:49:00 AM
Good to see you. Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun "Christmas Song Parodies."  Also glad they made you laugh. That makes me very happy. I love to give out smiles or laughs. These were a ton of fun to write. Merry Christmas to you...  Have a fun time singing along this Christmas Holiday...........
Date: 12/12/2024 2:48:00 PM
These read like good contenders for the contest. Way to go. Thanks for sharing them with us. Sara K
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/14/2024 11:43:00 AM
Good to see you. Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun "Christmas Song Parodies."  These were so much fun to write... Have a fun time singing along this Christmas Holiday...........
Date: 12/12/2024 10:25:00 AM
You rose well to the challenge Paula, these are fun to write. Best of luck in the contest. Tom
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/14/2024 11:41:00 AM
Good to see you. Thanks for your note and for your Best of luck in the contest. Glad you enjoyed my fun "Christmas Song Parodies."  They were a ton of fun to write. Hope you did this. I would love to read them. After all, you are the great story teller... Have a fun time singing along this Christmas Holiday...........
Date: 12/12/2024 7:26:00 AM
Christmas Song Parodies~Date Written:12/12/2024~Written By Human Poet.....
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