Christmas Song Parodies
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Momma got run over by Santa,
last night walking to see Nana.
Please say this is not so,
it happened in the snow.
The attack had Santa boot prints,
no incriminating fingerprints.
What do we do with Momma's gifts,
trade them in for our new face lifts.
The table has been all set,
hot food for us and the house pet.
The candles match her hair of red,
so sad she is now dead.
They should never have given a license to Santa,
a big guy in red suit eating a banana.
Do you believe in Santa,
for us Now ~~ We BELIEVE....
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"Baby It's Cold Outside"
Baby It's Cold Outside.
What a white snowy night,
no stopping in sight.
Don't be so up tight,
I will pour you another drink just right.
But Baby It's Cold Outside.
I just cannot stay,
what will my parents say.
I must be on my way,
no more time to play.
Baby It's Cold Outside.
I must say no no no,
I really need to go.
Before it gets deeper with snow,
or my car may need a tow.
Baby It's Cold Outside.
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