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There's Nothing Worse Than An Inappropriate Verse

Steve was hoping that on Valentine's Day
That he’d be lucky and he’d get a lay
He thought very hard
And purchased a card...
‘In loving memory’ it did say! 

His girlfriend hit him over the head
She ordered him - get out of the bed!
When she read the sad verse
Her anger got much worse 
Silly Steve now wished that he was dead!

13th February 2016

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 2/22/2016 7:38:00 PM Hello Jan ... as long as Steve learns from his mistake - enjoyed - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/24/2016 1:59:00 PM Many thanks for dropping by Lindsay - just a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

Arlene Smith Date: 2/17/2016 8:29:00 PM Nya nya nya... Got layer to rest?!?.. Hugs dear friend.. Arlene Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/18/2016 9:29:00 AM Thanks so much for your support Arlene:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 2/15/2016 3:15:00 PM What a doozey.....KQQL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/15/2016 3:16:00 PM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Etienne Lariviere Date: 2/13/2016 2:34:00 PM Très drôle Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/13/2016 2:44:00 PM Thank you for your comment Etienne:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 2/12/2016 8:31:00 PM Why the poor fella, I feel for his poor soul! There's nothing worse than getting hit on the head with her purse! Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 2/13/2016 11:16:00 AM Loved the photo too! Jan Allison Date: 2/13/2016 6:45:00 AM I guess he should be a bit more thoughtful in future lol:-) hugs jan xx

Aurore Severo Date: 2/12/2016 4:40:00 PM hahahahahahaha I just read some pretty dark poetry, this one made me laugh, xoxoxo peace Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 4:46:00 PM Aww thank you Aurore I love to try and write with humour - in total contrast I have just read the most incredible dark poem by Arthur Vaso I was blown away by the imagery I feel chills running down my spine!!!:-( :-( hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 2/12/2016 2:49:00 PM How DO you come up with them.....good one, Jan. Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 2:53:00 PM Goodness only knows where the inspiration comes from lol:-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish Date: 2/12/2016 2:48:00 PM Funny stuff here! Peace & Love Matthew Anish Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 2:52:00 PM Thanks Matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/12/2016 12:12:00 PM - Not always easy to say what you mean or feel ..... this came out a bit badly :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 2:19:00 PM Just a fun write ... well maybe not for poor Steve lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/12/2016 11:29:00 AM haha, good one, Jan. Hey, where is your haiku. I took one of the last spots. Hurry and put it up!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 2:20:00 PM I had fun with this one Andrea - I managed to grab last spot with my haiku:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks Date: 2/12/2016 11:16:00 AM Hahaha. Poor, poor Steve. I think your title was just begging people to click on this ... oh how our minds work! I enjoyed the limerick duet, but the first one was my favorite. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 2:20:00 PM I do like to pull the reader in with my title Timothy:-) hugs jan xx

Emile Pinet Date: 2/12/2016 11:06:00 AM Well chosen words come alive in the reading and we cannot suppress a chuckle at the descriptive narration. Well written with a sassy wit. Emile. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 2:21:00 PM Thanks Emile just a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

White Sage Date: 2/12/2016 10:07:00 AM in loving memory...that's one awesomely awkward card lol...nice write Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 2:22:00 PM I do worry about my inspiration sometimes lol:-) hugs jan xx

Keith Bickerstaffe Date: 2/12/2016 8:11:00 AM Hehehe! Poor old Steve! Thanks for my mid-morning chuckle!! Best wishes, Keith Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 8:15:00 AM Just a fun write Keith we never celebrate Valentine's day there are 365 days to express our love without the need to be ripped off by highly inflated prices... but i did propose to hubby one year even though it wasn't a leap year:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie Date: 2/12/2016 7:54:00 AM as men we can seem dumb....only focused on getting some....she can get so aroused....until we open our mouths....and thus, we only get none....lmao....Love your funny bone jan....;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 8:00:00 AM Thanks Eric glad it tickled you:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 2/12/2016 5:49:00 AM I think he's fortunate to be rid of a girlfriend who looks like that one when she gets upset... Move on, Steve! I hope he knows by now what "In loving memory" means. Silly silly, Jan. Nice one! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 7:10:00 AM ha ha ha great comment Lin:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 2/12/2016 5:44:00 AM LOL! I'm enjoying your verses today, Jan! So sad for silly Steve, though...hugs! :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/12/2016 7:09:00 AM Just a fun write Kim:-) I have one penned for Nayda's contest but will post it tomorrow:-) hugs Jan xx