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There's Nothing Worse Than An Inappropriate Verse

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Steve was hoping that on Valentine's Day That he’d be lucky and he’d get a lay He thought very hard And purchased a card... ‘In loving memory’ it did say! His girlfriend hit him over the head She ordered him - get out of the bed! When she read the sad verse Her anger got much worse Silly Steve now wished that he was dead! 13th February 2016

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/22/2016 7:38:00 PM

Hello Jan ... as long as Steve learns from his mistake - enjoyed - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2016 1:59:00 PM

Many thanks for dropping by Lindsay - just a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

Arlene Smith

Date: 2/17/2016 8:29:00 PM

Nya nya nya... Got layer to rest?!?.. Hugs dear friend.. Arlene

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2016 9:29:00 AM

Thanks so much for your support Arlene:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 2/15/2016 3:15:00 PM

What a doozey.....KQQL

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2016 3:16:00 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 2/13/2016 2:34:00 PM

Très drôle

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2016 2:44:00 PM

Thank you for your comment Etienne:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/12/2016 8:31:00 PM

Why the poor fella, I feel for his poor soul! There's nothing worse than getting hit on the head with her purse!

Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/13/2016 11:16:00 AM

Loved the photo too!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2016 6:45:00 AM

I guess he should be a bit more thoughtful in future lol:-) hugs jan xx

Aurore Severo

Date: 2/12/2016 4:40:00 PM

hahahahahahaha I just read some pretty dark poetry, this one made me laugh, xoxoxo peace

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 4:46:00 PM

Aww thank you Aurore I love to try and write with humour - in total contrast I have just read the most incredible dark poem by Arthur Vaso I was blown away by the imagery I feel chills running down my spine!!!:-( :-( hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 2/12/2016 2:49:00 PM

How DO you come up with them.....good one, Jan. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 2:53:00 PM

Goodness only knows where the inspiration comes from lol:-) hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish

Date: 2/12/2016 2:48:00 PM

Funny stuff here! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 2:52:00 PM

Thanks Matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/12/2016 12:12:00 PM

- Not always easy to say what you mean or feel ..... this came out a bit badly :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 2:19:00 PM

Just a fun write ... well maybe not for poor Steve lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/12/2016 11:29:00 AM

haha, good one, Jan. Hey, where is your haiku. I took one of the last spots. Hurry and put it up!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 2:20:00 PM

I had fun with this one Andrea - I managed to grab last spot with my haiku:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks

Date: 2/12/2016 11:16:00 AM

Hahaha. Poor, poor Steve. I think your title was just begging people to click on this ... oh how our minds work! I enjoyed the limerick duet, but the first one was my favorite.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 2:20:00 PM

I do like to pull the reader in with my title Timothy:-) hugs jan xx

Emile Pinet

Date: 2/12/2016 11:06:00 AM

Well chosen words come alive in the reading and we cannot suppress a chuckle at the descriptive narration. Well written with a sassy wit. Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 2:21:00 PM

Thanks Emile just a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

White Sage

Date: 2/12/2016 10:07:00 AM

in loving memory...that's one awesomely awkward card lol...nice write Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 2:22:00 PM

I do worry about my inspiration sometimes lol:-) hugs jan xx

Keith Bickerstaffe

Date: 2/12/2016 8:11:00 AM

Hehehe! Poor old Steve! Thanks for my mid-morning chuckle!! Best wishes, Keith

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 8:15:00 AM

Just a fun write Keith we never celebrate Valentine's day there are 365 days to express our love without the need to be ripped off by highly inflated prices... but i did propose to hubby one year even though it wasn't a leap year:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 2/12/2016 7:54:00 AM

as men we can seem dumb....only focused on getting some....she can get so aroused....until we open our mouths....and thus, we only get none....lmao....Love your funny bone jan....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 8:00:00 AM

Thanks Eric glad it tickled you:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 2/12/2016 5:49:00 AM

I think he's fortunate to be rid of a girlfriend who looks like that one when she gets upset... Move on, Steve! I hope he knows by now what "In loving memory" means. Silly silly, Jan. Nice one!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 7:10:00 AM

ha ha ha great comment Lin:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 2/12/2016 5:44:00 AM

LOL! I'm enjoying your verses today, Jan! So sad for silly Steve, though...hugs! :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 7:09:00 AM

Just a fun write Kim:-) I have one penned for Nayda's contest but will post it tomorrow:-) hugs Jan xx