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Funny Imagism Poems

These Funny Imagism poems are examples of Imagism poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Imagism Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberShark, Cat Contortionist by Caren Krutsinger
Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.  He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the...

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Categories: cat, funny,

This Poor Manz Pipe Dream by matthew harris
This Poor Man's Pipe Dream

no..no...no...DONT GET CLOSE
cuz, yea...yea...
     yea...I suppose
emailing would be
     the safest lagniappe bet,
 ...

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Categories: adventure, dream, fate, happiness,



Stubborn bird by Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
It comes near home
Then it asks;
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who?
This funny bird, Owl
Comes when sleep is sweetest
I will catch it
Tonight
Be-beak it
And shave it's beards
Then listen...

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Categories: bird, satire,

Premium MemberA Kite In Turbulent Wind by Edward Ibeh
Funny when the marionette turns the table on the puppeteer 
Pull the kite down or release the string so the turbulent wind takes it?




When one...

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Categories: storm, weather, wind,

Facebook Imaginary Love by Syed Azeem Haider Bukhari
On Facebook I created a page and named it as "dude what is this crap"
She advised to change it to "It would have been better...

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Categories: imagery, imagination, inspirational love,

Premium MemberI AM IMMORTAL by Kim Rodrigues
He will wipe away every tear from their eyes.
there will be no more death or mourning or
crying or pain, for the old order of things...

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Categories: christian,

New Opinions by Lyon Brave
Not to die or to perish or to fall off a cliff 
Not to disappear from the hearts of others
Not to drowned, stuck in a...

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Categories: depression, girlfriend, immigration, meaningful,

Essential Spirits by Paloma P
She was like Bordeaux,
a tall drink of spirit
He was more a hopped
pale lager like Pilsner, 
both gorgeous and
super gingered flavors,
although clashing mid
respective savored aplomb,
one so...

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Categories: allegory, analogy, drink, funny

Innuendo by Paloma P
I stroked his little ego 'til his head literally exploded.

Inspired by the Seeker's Little Blue Pill

for Silent's funny one liner contest 
10/9/16...

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Categories: hilarious, hyperbole,

Boots on the ground by bahram sediqi
A mosquito wanted to bite Deborah Lee James
The victim push the blanket and covered her upper body
But her feet were uncovered  Suddenly the mosquito...

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Categories: funny, political,

Premium MemberLAME JOKES by Verlena S. Walker
Patrick Ewing is Neanderthal, but his wife is pretty yawl.
Neil Cannon face is comical, but Mariah Carey loved him so.
Michael Jordan is crooked teeth and...

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Categories: humor, humorous,

A weird and wacky thing by Alexander Seal
A bitter-sweet soup of yellow
A touch of loving thought
A special spice, quite mellow
A mystical charm, only just brought

A whisk, a wave and a shuffle
A dance,...

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Categories: children, fun, imagination,

Young Age by Young King sa
When age was young 
Just to confuse legends
I wrote poems
I shaved and shoveled all roads
Pulled all seeds that needed speed and clean education for growth
With...

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Categories: africa, age, anger, art,

cyberpork by Claudia Radmore
cyberpork
a found poem using contemporary computer slang


sludge solution
grok it
nerf sword nerf herder
sock puppet astroturf
bluesnarf
cupertinoeffect 
the crawling horror 
conscious agents 
of our own delight and distraction
streisand...

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Categories: computer, cool, funny, imagination,

When You Said Hello by Robert Gruhn
Walls I thought I'd never climb crumbled,
For behind them stood a most beautiful flower.
To think just rain made you grow amazed me,
Those tears you'd suffered...

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Categories: inspiration, love, muse, romantic,

Premium MemberTHIRTY MINUTE HUG by Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
Up the stairs, You are there
All around your smell bathes the room
You and me really feel we care
In instant spark and warmth booms

Each minute counts...

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Categories: cute love, funny, happiness,

dont tell by GIRISHA SUNEJA
don’t ask! don’t tell!
Daddies in the well.
Its ok you wont go to hell,
don’t ask ,don’t tell !
Never kiss and tell,
don’t tell lies ,go into your...

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Categories: best friend, december, funny,

as i could by evrod samuel
I walked down the street today
As one would
Wearing my bright green shoes
As not everyone could
I held my head high
As not everyone should
I swaggered and strutted
As...

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Categories: funny,

Beware Chair by Joshua Lacey
Miss chair
Joke beware!
Meet floor
Hurt forevermore!
...

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Categories: funny,

Little Ant Choo Choo Train by Melody Coster
                  

Five little ants, chugging along
Alternatively, perhaps it...

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Categories: animals, fantasy, funny, imagination,