Funny Imagism Poems
These Funny Imagism poems are examples of Imagism poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Imagism Funny poems written by international poets.
Shark, Cat Contortionist
Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today. He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the...
This Poor Manz Pipe Dream
adventure, dream, fate, happiness,
This Poor Man's Pipe Dream
no..no...no...DONT GET CLOSE
emailing would be
the safest lagniappe bet,
It comes near home
Then it asks;
Who are you?
Who are you?
This funny bird, Owl
Comes when sleep is sweetest
I will catch it
And shave it's beards
A Kite In Turbulent Wind
storm, weather, wind,
Funny when the marionette turns the table on the puppeteer
Pull the kite down or release the string so the turbulent wind takes it?
Facebook Imaginary Love
imagery, imagination, inspirational love,
On Facebook I created a page and named it as "dude what is this crap"
She advised to change it to "It would have been better...
I AM IMMORTAL
He will wipe away every tear from their eyes.
there will be no more death or mourning or
crying or pain, for the old order of things...
depression, girlfriend, immigration, meaningful,
Not to die or to perish or to fall off a cliff
Not to disappear from the hearts of others
Not to drowned, stuck in a...
allegory, analogy, drink, funny
She was like Bordeaux,
a tall drink of spirit
He was more a hopped
pale lager like Pilsner,
both gorgeous and
super gingered flavors,
although clashing mid
respective savored aplomb,
I stroked his little ego 'til his head literally exploded.
Inspired by the Seeker's Little Blue Pill
for Silent's funny one liner contest
Boots on the ground
A mosquito wanted to bite Deborah Lee James
The victim push the blanket and covered her upper body
But her feet were uncovered Suddenly the mosquito...
Patrick Ewing is Neanderthal, but his wife is pretty yawl.
Neil Cannon face is comical, but Mariah Carey loved him so.
Michael Jordan is crooked teeth and...
A weird and wacky thing
children, fun, imagination,
A bitter-sweet soup of yellow
A touch of loving thought
A special spice, quite mellow
A mystical charm, only just brought
A whisk, a wave and a shuffle
africa, age, anger, art,
When age was young
Just to confuse legends
I wrote poems
I shaved and shoveled all roads
Pulled all seeds that needed speed and clean education for growth
computer, cool, funny, imagination,
a found poem using contemporary computer slang
nerf sword nerf herder
sock puppet astroturf
the crawling horror
of our own delight and distraction
When You Said Hello
inspiration, love, muse, romantic,
Walls I thought I'd never climb crumbled,
For behind them stood a most beautiful flower.
To think just rain made you grow amazed me,
Those tears you'd suffered...
THIRTY MINUTE HUG
cute love, funny, happiness,
Up the stairs, You are there
All around your smell bathes the room
You and me really feel we care
In instant spark and warmth booms
Each minute counts...
best friend, december, funny,
don’t ask! don’t tell!
Daddies in the well.
Its ok you wont go to hell,
don’t ask ,don’t tell !
Never kiss and tell,
don’t tell lies ,go into your...
as i could
I walked down the street today
As one would
Wearing my bright green shoes
As not everyone could
I held my head high
As not everyone should
I swaggered and strutted
Little Ant Choo Choo Train
animals, fantasy, funny, imagination,
Five little ants, chugging along
Alternatively, perhaps it...