Chef In Dilemma

he goes to kitchen with knife in hand ready to do the job hungry mouths waiting “do not cut me use be as I am”, says onions he gets tomato down on its ribs “no please, not ready now leave me alone”, tomato shouted gets meat on tray “me to be cut? Don’t you see the bull in me? come on for a good battle” gets and egg “let me go inside my mother you hungry man” with nothing to cut only excuses and threats he reported to his mistress hungry and yawning for breakfast “this mad chef! how can non-human things talk? are you surely normal? I fire you Vamoose…now”, mistress shouted