Iguana Poems - Poems about Iguana

a small green gecko smiling in the palapa watching everything arachnids calmly weave intricate spiderwebs waiting in shadows a striped iguana sunbathing on the smooth rocks watching the ocean hermit crabs scuttle on wet sand, going nowhere, only moving on ...

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The bragging iguana was on my last nerve. He ran into a cloud after he took a fast swerve. He’s such a show off! For an inventor I said. He had invented a tea kettle hot air balloon bed. His invention traveled all over the meadow today. Some easily influenced children were shouting hooray. I was annoyed by his attitude; he...

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a life suspended reptile in dead of winter ~ frozen iguana Date written: 01/27/2022...

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Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids...

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Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana or Seventh Grade Craziness Written: By Tom Wright 12/12/2003 I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus, The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment, But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard. I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead. ...

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Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites Look cute, by crikey But really, gorblimey Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids...

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The iguana is certainly a popular lizard To figure out why doesn't take a wizard With that spiky mane curving down its back It looks like a stegosaurus who went off track I myself prefer pterodactyls to lizards To guide me home when lost in a blizzard...

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How good was it with Barack Obama Great prez, so sad to say adieu, oh momma What a charmer Much love he garnered Comparisons are glaring with the current iguana...

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My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery They might deport my ass right out of here....

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Iguana wants to be a player Geico commercials didn't hire this slayer Apparently he's too green To counteract the green screen So Iguana puts on shades Then moonwalks and prays The Gecko breaks a leg on Thursday And hopefully doesn't regenerate the next day...

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One day and one space bar later an irrational iguana put on a wetsuit and some roller skates and left the house. He met with his friends on the way who were waiting at the shop. They were bug eyed swamp who was a squalid squid who squirted herons for a living, the jackdaw juggler...

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perched on the treetops iguana closes its eyes soaking in the sunshine the new doorkeeper of this deserted house - one mister spider 6 am and falling rain bed! how cosy you feel this morning...

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I walked beneath the Iguana tree Along a cobbled road Taking in the surroundings In this land of Mexico Here life has a rhythm No one seems in a rush Yet they get where they're going While I continue on my walk I try to match their pace Yet I feel I'm out of step I worry about tomorrow All the worries in my...

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NO, IT WAS NOT PANAMA PETE THIS TIME She and I met at a bar so it’s very ironic That now I should require some pills and a tonic Just to forget what Joe the barkeep wants to know I simply suppose because business was slow So Joe told me about the Mrs. and four little kids Suffice it to say...

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Awards night, my corporate boss thought this up, with dinner, cash prize and chairman's gilded cup. As an awardee in a Hongkong five-star, I truly felt like some pampered superstar. After warm bath, I checked myself in the mirror for any overlooked, unsightly error. ...

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