Iguana Poems | Examples

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Ain't No Iguana

Total Control
Shall be on business
Not over humans 
Who come and who go

If they cannot manage 
They are audited
For spending
Decisions
The staff
And parole

Take the advertising
The engine of business
And reckon if Mansfield Amendments
To blame
That Agency No Such
Of the regulation
Implies that the business 
Is not all the same 

Not for the Labour
Not for Defendance
But for the Inherent system of these 
If system is healthy
It ain't the aggressor 

The budget
The arch
Proper manage 
And peace

You have had selected Yourself this contractor
And now they are weird the product ofy ours

Was taken to prison I was by Guantanamo
And now I am out of Cave on parole 

I am speaker
I am poet
Contemporary Artist
I try to express with machine our will

Let say there's Way
Say there are many solutions
But Willing we each of them 
Being kinda Real

Premium Member Falling Frozen Iguana

The thing about frozen iguana,
It isn't like some kinda manna.
Both fall from the sky,
But one from less high,
And eat it, I really don't wanna.

Random Animal Haikus

a small green gecko
smiling in the palapa
watching everything

arachnids calmly 
weave intricate spiderwebs
waiting in shadows

a striped iguana 
sunbathing on the smooth rocks
watching the ocean

hermit crabs scuttle
on wet sand, going nowhere,
only moving on


Premium Member Bragging Iguana Was On My Last Nerve

The bragging iguana was on my last nerve.
He ran into a cloud after he took a fast swerve.
He’s such a show off! For an inventor I said.
He had invented a tea kettle hot air balloon bed.

His invention traveled all over the meadow today.
Some easily influenced children were shouting hooray.
I was annoyed by his attitude; he is all puffed up and proud.
I was angry with all of them, as they cheered really loud.

Premium Member Frozen Iguana

a life suspended
reptile in dead of winter ~
frozen iguana



Date written: 01/27/2022

Premium Member Cheering For An Iguana

Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did
Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites
Look cute, by crikey
But really, gorblimey
Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids


Premium Member Galapagos Island Ignoramus Oops Iguana

Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana  
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003

I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment,
But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard.
I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead.

Premium Member Cheering For An Iguana

Never thought I'd be cheering for an iguana but I did
Snakes on Madagascar don't play fair, they're hypocrites
Look cute, by crikey
But really, gorblimey
Ain't the nicest of serpents, eat iguanas and their kids

Premium Member The Iguana -- But Not In a Blizzard

The iguana is certainly a popular lizard
To figure out why doesn't take a wizard

With that spiky mane curving down its back
It looks like a stegosaurus who went off track

I myself prefer pterodactyls to lizards
To guide me home when lost in a blizzard

Premium Member The Current Iguana

How good was it with Barack Obama
Great prez, so sad to say adieu, oh momma
What a charmer
Much love he garnered
Comparisons are glaring with the current iguana

Premium Member My Iguana

My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my ass right out of here.

Iguana

Iguana wants to be a player
Geico commercials didn't hire this slayer
Apparently he's too green
To counteract the green screen 
So Iguana puts on shades 
Then moonwalks and prays
The Gecko breaks a leg on Thursday 
And hopefully doesn't regenerate the next day

Haiku 9 - Iguana On the Treetops, Mister Spider, 6 Am and Falling Rain

perched on the treetops
iguana closes its eyes
soaking in the sunshine

the new doorkeeper 
of this deserted house
- one mister spider

6 am and falling rain
bed! how cosy you feel
this morning

Premium Member Iguana Tree

I walked beneath the Iguana tree
Along a cobbled road
Taking in the surroundings
In this land of Mexico

Here life has a rhythm 
No one seems in a rush
Yet they get where they're going
While I continue on my walk

I try to match their pace
Yet I feel I'm out of step
I worry about tomorrow 
All the worries in my head

They seem to move so slowly
Yet they are quick with a smile
This is the land of mañana 
Still they work each day to get by

I think they have so little
There is a flaw in how I see
For them family is the answer
Or praying on bended knee

Simple pleasures and laughter
Living day by day
Instead of rushing through our lives
We should learn from the Mexican way

I learn a small yet large lesson
By stopping long enough to see
A different way of living
In sleepy Bucarrias by the Sea

Premium Member Iguana

One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!

For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest

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