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My Iguana

My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery They might deport my ass right out of here.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 12/30/2017 5:54:00 PM
I hope some Merle Haggard fans see this!
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