My Iguana

My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my ass right out of here.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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December 30, 2017 at 5:54 PM
I hope some Merle Haggard fans see this!
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