Funny I Love You Poems
These Funny I Love You poems are examples of I Love You poems about Funny. These are the best examples of I Love You Funny poems written by international poets.
Until Then I Will Love You
Verse one:
One day when all the air is gone
When the stars grow where the trees belong
I will still love you
If there comes a day when
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i love you, crazy, cute, devotion, funny
More Than Flowers On Your Birthday
This year, my darling love, you’ll receive more than flowers
Jewelry, candy, candles, gifts, kisses and chocolate bars
You will also get your AARP letter and your
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i love you, angel, anniversary, beautiful, birthday,
Family
When winds are rough,
And tear at hopes and dreams
When days are dark, and nights are tough,
And over-long, it seems
When bitter clouds collect above,
And ache and
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i love you, encouraging, faith, family, hope,
Fall Years Are Beautiful
My beautimous man is my favorite visual treat.
Times staring at him are times I often repeat.
His blond tendrils hang down, outside his do-rag,
and are curls
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i love you, beauty, body, desire, for
An Invisible Rose for Your Birthday
Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that
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i love you, anniversary, august, autumn, beautiful,
The Death of Pleasantries
My monocle, please,
or if you please,
my spectacles so
I
can attempt to eye
a book with both irises
and which book
to attack first:
the gigantic book of fashion;
it’s
not a lap
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i love you, books, love,
Roll in the Hay
A randy, young couple out by the bay
decided to have a roll in the hay.
She pondered, in the moonlight,
"Aren't the stars pretty tonight?",
and he chuckled
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i love you, funny love,
That Date with Jennifer Lopez
Wait. To you, she's “La Lopez”. To me, “Jen”, always.
Doyenne of “Anaconda”. A date, indeed!
You’d have me narrate the gravamen,
say how it was? She was
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i love you, funny love,
Peace of mind
PEACE OF MIND
left hurt and wounded by my own actions,
yeah you started it but i didnt have to go there,
i shouldve just minded my business,
ignored
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i love you, age, allusion, anger, care,
Him
This feeling is complacent,
it just doesn't feel adjacent,
too much or to little,
reciprocation is unrealistic,
your stupid but unforgettable,
unattainable and unavailable,
there's a
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i love you, absence, anger, blessing, boy,
I Can Lie Too: Now with audio
[Verse 1]
You're so incredible,
the most amazing man.
I'm taken to new heights of pleasure
with the touch of your hand.
There will never be another man
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i love you, betrayal, divorce, funny, heartbroken,
MY BROTHER AND I
My brother and I,
while choosing a name for my nephew,
tried hard to think of something unique—
something with variety and charm.
“Tractor” was the first choice,
then came
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i love you, birth, brother, child, fun,
I Ain't No Good
I ain’t no good, I don’t do the things I should,
My woman tells me ‘bout it all the time.
What I do wrong, well the list
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i love you, books, education, funny love,
Ginger Cat
I have this little Ginger Cat.
Lord knows what he sees
in me! – cutest adoring eyes
I don’t deserve; purrs in
reserve, as he settles to cuddle
and
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i love you, christian, forgiveness, funny love,
LOVE STRONG
My loves arms are so strong, they hold me tight all through the night.
My loves arms are big and strong; they can lift me
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i love you, america, first love, i