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Funny I Love You Poems

These Funny I Love You poems are examples of I Love You poems about Funny. These are the best examples of I Love You Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Until Then I Will Love You

Verse one:
One day when all the air is gone
When the stars grow where the trees belong
I will still love you
If there comes a day when
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Categories: i love you, crazy, cute, devotion, funny



Premium Member More Than Flowers On Your Birthday

This year, my darling love, you’ll receive more than flowers
Jewelry, candy, candles, gifts, kisses and chocolate bars
You will also get your AARP letter and your
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Categories: i love you, angel, anniversary, beautiful, birthday,

Family

When winds are rough,
And tear at hopes and dreams
When days are dark, and nights are tough,
And over-long, it seems
When bitter clouds collect above,
And ache and
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Categories: i love you, encouraging, faith, family, hope,

Premium Member Fall Years Are Beautiful


My beautimous man is my favorite visual treat.
Times staring at him are times I often repeat.

His blond tendrils hang down, outside his do-rag,
and are curls
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Categories: i love you, beauty, body, desire, for

Premium Member An Invisible Rose for Your Birthday

Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that
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Categories: i love you, anniversary, august, autumn, beautiful,



Premium Member The Death of Pleasantries

My monocle, please,
or if you please,
my spectacles so
I
can attempt to eye
a book with both irises
and which book
to attack first:
the gigantic book of fashion;
it’s
not a lap
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Categories: i love you, books, love,

Premium Member Roll in the Hay

A randy, young couple out by the bay
decided to have a roll in the hay.
She pondered, in the moonlight,
"Aren't the stars pretty tonight?",
and he chuckled
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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: i love you, funny love,

That Date with Jennifer Lopez

Wait. To you, she's “La Lopez”. To me, “Jen”, always.
Doyenne of “Anaconda”. A date, indeed!
You’d have me narrate the gravamen,
say how it was? She was
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Categories: i love you, funny love,

Peace of mind

PEACE OF MIND

left hurt and wounded by my own actions,
yeah you started it but i didnt have to go there,
i shouldve just minded my business,
ignored
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© Mya bauer  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: i love you, age, allusion, anger, care,

Him

This feeling is complacent,
it just doesn't feel adjacent, 
too much or to little, 
reciprocation is unrealistic, 
your stupid but unforgettable, 
unattainable and unavailable, 
there's a
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© Mya bauer  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: i love you, absence, anger, blessing, boy,

Premium Member I Can Lie Too: Now with audio


[Verse 1]
You're so incredible, 
the most amazing man.
I'm taken to new heights of pleasure 
with the touch of your hand.
There will never be another man
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Categories: i love you, betrayal, divorce, funny, heartbroken,

MY BROTHER AND I

My brother and I,
while choosing a name for my nephew,
tried hard to think of something unique—
something with variety and charm.
“Tractor” was the first choice,
then came
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Categories: i love you, birth, brother, child, fun,

Premium Member I Ain't No Good

I ain’t no good, I don’t do the things I should,
My woman tells me ‘bout it all the time.
What I do wrong, well the list
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Categories: i love you, books, education, funny love,

Premium Member Ginger Cat

I have this little Ginger Cat.
Lord knows what he sees
in me! – cutest adoring eyes
I don’t deserve; purrs in 
reserve, as he settles to cuddle
and
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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: i love you, christian, forgiveness, funny love,

LOVE STRONG

My loves arms are so strong, they hold me tight all through the night. 
My loves arms are big and strong; they can lift me
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Categories: i love you, america, first love, i


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