Funny I Am Poems

Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're...

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A bit of me
Is the epitome
A part of me
The true of me
That’s truly me
The epic of me
A tome of me
So deep in me
The tomb of...

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People are talking about that they want to meet someone who speaks their language so that they don't need to translate their soul.
But from how...

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Even though I am not the best writer, 
with metaphors and making people guess,
I know, that as the lead comes off with bigger and smaller...

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Do not call me a freak
Loser nerd or even geek
You may think it's funny but
It's like you punched me in the gut
Words painful and very...

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I am a human of skin and bone
That has always felt alone
My parents ruled with fear
A heavy use of fists when near

Autism limited me to...

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If I wasn’t a writer.

I’d still be hardworking.

I’d still be funny.

I’d still be kind.

Be also…

I’d still be jealous.

I’d still be crazy.

I’d still be a mess.

But...

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I am the dandelion girl with painted friendly face
Who challenges young world in a relay race
I am running like red towards the sun
With jokes so...

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f i am supposed to love you

If i am to love you for the little things
I cannot seem to make you see me the same
I...

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I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

Indentured gumption forsaken 
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool...

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i am a very sensitive man
live in the horror of restaurants
those with those long salad bars
the celery are mostly quiet
it is the tomatoes that moan...

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I am an original she told us, I am messy and weird.
We had no actual knowledge, but believed her for a minute.
Within an hour we...

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Milk
I try to pour myself a glass of milk
The milk thinks the counter is a glass

Notebook
I try to grab my notebook to write this now
The...

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This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage

bespeaks,...

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See people think that money 
determines what we’re worth 
I just find it funny 
I’ve never had that thirst 

Your status and your stature 
places...

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