Funny I Am Poems

f i am supposed to love you

If i am to love you for the little things
I cannot seem to make you see me the same
I...

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Guess am the only one who goes all in without being allowed to go all out,
Or is it my cursed fate that even a red...

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I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

Indentured gumption forsaken 
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool...

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i am a very sensitive man
live in the horror of restaurants
those with those long salad bars
the celery are mostly quiet
it is the tomatoes that moan...

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I am an original she told us, I am messy and weird.
We had no actual knowledge, but believed her for a minute.
Within an hour we...

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Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back 
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about...

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Milk
I try to pour myself a glass of milk
The milk thinks the counter is a glass

Notebook
I try to grab my notebook to write this now
The...

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This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage

bespeaks,...

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See people think that money 
determines what we’re worth 
I just find it funny 
I’ve never had that thirst 

Your status and your stature 
places...

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I am blessed,  
with your wonderful blessings. 
I am grateful,  
with your gratefulness. 
I am thankful, 
with a full heart of thankfulness. 


Date...

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You don't have to see this:
You don't have to stress the eyes
Cause you won't understand
Yes!
You would not
You don't have to...
Nothing is wrong!
You don't have to...

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I am cunning and smart,                    ...

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Am I Afraid of Real Love?

Butterflies fluttering in your stomach
The continuous smile that never seems to fade
Or the pure joy that exhumes every aspect of...

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This may seem lame. 
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.

Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often...

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Am I too girly or am I to boyish
Am I pretty or just ok
Should I be rich or poor 
Not really knowing who I am

Trying...

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