Science Humorous Poems

suddenly aliens appeared 
and asked me to take them to our leader
I took them home… 
…we drank, we smoked, we played music
they left and an...

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Earth Eulogy

By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...

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when I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars 
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those...

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orange swirls
from dusty footing
hiking up 
to Mars’s mountain
peaks and caps
and canyons crying
out for days
of gravel pounding
edges ledges
handhold wedges
reddish sun
through reddish mist
of burning sand
in drought-filled land
all...

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I don’t have a basement
there’s no hills here to run to
no caves for miles around

haven’t stockpiled tins of beans
or tomatoes
or peach slices

panic buying hasn’t been...

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the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads

history could be made up
and I know people...

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the things you both see
you all see 
is merely a continuity safeguard 
one of the laws written in to prevent chaos
we can't have multiple lifeforms...

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ice fishing
is there a science to it

that's fiction

I say that
cause my fish is somewhat small

mayhaps your hole is too small
if you make your hole bigger
your...

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I didn't know what to do when the android fell into the river
he wasn't programmed for such eventualities.. neither was I, 
he quickly became cold...

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Dear Fate,

I hate you. 
I detest you. 
I despise you.
I loathe you in ridicule. 
I reject you outright.
You are no good Fate. I am sure...

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Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau...

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Mystic Physics

By Mark D. Stucky
When God said, “Let there be,”
	ALL erupted from singularity.

The event horizon couldn’t bind Him.
Space and time required Him.

The Creator cued the...

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One Summer night, just around dawn
A Motley Crew came to town
But there was something that filled with dread
They were all very dead.

The folk scattered to...

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He wrote a big sign pointed to the sky
Aimed at space ships just passing by;
All Alien life forms catered for, it said,
Full English B& B...

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lola smalanna was fine

until she turned about nine

when momma brought home

an eclectic tome

and the stars did misalign.
...

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