Mom Humorous Poems
These Mom Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Mom. These are the best examples of Humorous Mom poems written by international poets.
Disaster
I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...
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humorous, fun, giggle, mom, son,
Defying PredictabilityWith hair ablaze, a jester unconfined,
I scoffed at the mundane, its life declined.
My wardrobe, a riot, a rhapsody bold,
Mismatched socks my standard, stories untold.
In classrooms...
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humorous, angst, character, conflict, humor,
Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...
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humorous, animal, child, dad, easter,
RamblingQuote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again."
As l get older,
I find the same...
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humorous, baby, day, kid, mom,
Rooster TaleThat big red rooster friendly was not
Each morning he chased me across the lot
Today there was three
Mom rooster and me
running with broom mom gave him...
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humorous, childhood, farm,
Circus Mom and DadThey met each other in the circus, their son told me.
I was watching them balance each other on one lone knee.
They were fascinating, I had...
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humorous,
Winter's Slumber
"Bears sleep all winter. Spring is their wake up call." Quote By Poet
All summer we have had fun,
playing and running...
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humorous, animal, life, sleep, snow,
The FamMu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.
My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.
My brother Steve
played...
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humorous, 12th grade, art, family,
let's rhyme Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
I...
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humorous, fun, funny, happiness, happy,
Nameless"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet
She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...
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humorous, baby, happy, mom, parents,
My Family Is Mucked UpMy family is all mucked up she tells her date.
We have multiple diagnoses.
My dad is mentally deranged, a psychopath.
He has probably killed people.
My mom is...
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humorous,
The Smell of Fear - CollaborationAlien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!
I farted, perhaps...
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Categories:
humorous, space,
A peanut butter brother has stole our hearts like no Other#"MY DEAR *SISTER* GIRL! ! !"
MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!...
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humorous, baby, brother, childhood, giggle,
WordsQuote By Poet "Are you drowning in a pool of letters?
Keep swimming and the words will come."
Words can be happy or sad
made from letters a...
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humorous, humor, image, poems, poets,
Juice Ex MachinaJuice Ex Machina
By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...
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Categories:
care, humorous, jesus, judgement,