Metaphor Humorous Poems

Chickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....

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Riddles
Riddle me this Batman:
what is the middle of a fat man?
Is there anything clean
about a garbage can?
If two can dance
can Toucan Sam?
Is beige the same...

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Abandoned Yellow Star,
Existential apostle.
Solar flares haunt outworlds, "I'm It, you're not."

Mercury, Mary's star loved from afar.
Hot but not the hottest star.
A tiny lifeless star.

Venus will...

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i’m lonely and can’t understand ~ why my waiting room is never full 

said the psychiatrist to his dentist ~ whom replied you talk such...

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dead rat in the road
flat rat in the road
as if placed without gore
more like a small fur rug
than a rodent
as it ran to its conclusion
not...

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When my pocket  aches
      my life appears unhappy
       My fridge doesn't smile......

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stop throwing baseballs
for my neighbour's cat
his swing just isn't in it
and besides, I'm a little
worried for his fragility
he, being just porcelain...

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 Mind enticed to rhyme-
poetry had challenged me, 
" Checkmate. " Said Haiku. ...

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This occasion I will be quick

use all my every wit and trick

fast as a shooting star
I will follow, like a mammoth
comet I will cut through...

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Our precious Earth,
 is it square or round after all...?
  Ask Gagarin, he knows well......

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When i drink,  first sip,
refreshes all  my dryness,
 afterwards sourness......

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What, I cannot say,
A feeling something's wonkey.
Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean,
Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys.
What can be said,
About the snorkeling...

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In argentIna a such  rice grain
of great magic i could not explain
produces great amount of paella  rice
enough to feed a troop by cooking...

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