Funeral Humorous Poems
These Funeral Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Funeral. These are the best examples of Humorous Funeral poems written by international poets.
Winter Funeralcold winter day
graveside service
jumper cables...
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humorous, death, weather,
Earth Eulogy
Earth Eulogy
By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...
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humorous, death, earth, environment, planet,
A Moving LimerickShe never liked it here this her confession
I knew all along I had a connection
her husband passed away
and the very next day
A rental truck in...
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humorous, death, funeral, relationship,
Gentle Jim
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill
Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...
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humorous, crazy, death, funeral, funny,
Who Is Or What Is XWhere is Twitter?
Who is or what is X?
I do not mean Super X?
I want to tweet a rumor
I was away for a few days
I am...
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humorous, divorce, eulogy, farewell, goodbye,
RoverThe funeral was well attended
Nobody came
It was sad in a way
Clashed with the dog passing away
There was a friend with a leg
When I say a...
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dog, humorous,
My Pretty Colorful Rose BouquetThe yellow rose is filled with sunshine and joy,
she says welcome back or good luck.
The red rose tells a story of...
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humorous, blue, green, happy, love,
If I Had a Pink Floral TruckIf I had a pink floral truck I could die happy.
This was something always said by my Auntie Pappy.
We thought it was hilarious, if not...
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humorous,
The Race Car DriverThe race car driver drove to fast
He crashed hard but didn't last
His funeral was sad
It made others mad
When his car showed up wearing a mask...
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car, humorous,
Rest In PeaceI think all poets
know the refrain:
“May he rest in peace...”
The blessed phrase,
Known to every card
writer; to every jingle
reciter – even Clay, the
Fighter, quite The...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
What a TripFor my very special birthday, ...
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humorous, friend, humor, travel, uplifting,
A Comic's Final Joke - During the Covid PandemicWritten by Gail DeBole
On December 8, 2021
Before his fans entered the funeral’s door
They all read a sign that they couldn’t ignore.
The sign listed rules to...
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death, funny, humor, humorous,
Pain, the GuestWho asked you to visit me?
Even though you are not the dearest!
Why did you appear in the moment,
when I waited to cherish.
Don't you have common...
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humorous, anxiety, blue, faith, feelings,
Uncle AlbertHe was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I...
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humorous, dark, death, family, fun,
If You Had To Have One Queen Song Played At Your Funeral, Which Would You Choosei'd go for one vision
another colleague said hammer to fall
another said show must go on
fat bottomed girls
but that's enough yakety yak from me
welcome onboard...
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humor, humorous,