Lyric Humor Poems
These Lyric Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Lyric. These are the best examples of Humor Lyric poems written by international poets.
Rap Up Passover
~ Rapid Rap-style Chant ~
Pass over, Pass over, pass out
Pass over, Pass over, pass out
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Categories:
fun, holiday, humor, jewish,
Delicious DeVilDelicious DeVil, Delicious DeVil
If he's never wooed you, there may be time still
He’ll light the fire underneath your grill
Delicious, delicious DeVil
You may think this devil...
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Categories:
corruption, humor, lust, passion,
The Chairman of the Board Meets the Titanic
~ To the tune of 'Let it Snow' ~
The weather inside's romantic
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boat, humor, romantic, song,
12-31-23: A Number's Existential Crisis'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...
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Categories:
celebration, hilarious, holiday, humor,
Senior BellsSenior Bells
Senior Bells
I wish my ears would stop ringing
Senior bells
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Categories:
christmas, humor, humorous,
Only ChildNarcissistic little freak –
The world isn’t meant to like you
There’ll be many parties
Where nobody invites you
Dance around with Mommy,
Dance your TikTok video
Hope you’ve got your...
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Categories:
child, humor, hyperbole,
RightI know I’m right
So I’m keepin’ calm
I’ll bide my time
‘Til I drop the bomb
My flamethrower
Is almost charged
Into the room of...
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Categories:
humor, political,
Chemo and the side notesSo the chemo got the cancer
though I have three more trips to the chair
but for this very moment there is no lump longer there
Its kinda...
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Categories:
appreciation, cancer, humor,
12 Days of Christmas From MaineOn the first day of Christmas my hubby gave to me
A large whoopie pie
On the Second day of Christmas my hubby gave to me
Two fishing...
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Categories:
humor, places,
Twelve Days of Christmas With Ziggy - Not For ContestOn the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me
a wet nose on my cheek
On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me
Two...
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animal, christmas, humor,
Trailer Trash HoneyShe is a low life skank
Trailer trash honey
Dressing all up
And taking your money
But I would trip her if I saw her
And spill my coffee on...
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Categories:
humor, betrayal, break up, friend,
Standing Up To CancerRiding the porcelain pony
the chemo hershey squirts
Not my favorite moments
but your inspiration for song
helps me get it along
and I come out laughing now
I am doing tea and toast...
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humor, appreciation, cancer, encouraging, friendship,
They Stole My Crown“They Stole My Crown”
©2021 Jerry Brotherton
On the eve of Coronation Day, the old king had lost the fight.
He called his court jesters together; told them...
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humor, poetry,
Don'T Do the CrimeAmos was a boy from the backwoods,
lived his life back there up in the sticks.
Hunting, fishing, swimming, and drinking,
was the way he would...
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humor, poetry,
Lucky ManStarted a new diet yesterday
Doc said I can’t keep living this way
I’ve got high blood pressure and cholesterol
He said I’m lucky to be alive at...
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humor, poetry,