Only Child

Narcissistic little freak – The world isn’t meant to like you There’ll be many parties Where nobody invites you Dance around with Mommy, Dance your TikTok video Hope you’ve got your bubble-wrap Hope you don’t plan on a girlfriend Only child syndrome Only child syndrome Only child syndrome Only child syndrome That’s what we get for sparing the rod – A coddled little demigod Alone in his urine, the whole playroom sogged One day he’ll command a firing squad (chorus) Mama loves you dearly Grandma does, sincerely We’re takin’ you out yearly To get lost in the maze of corn Go ridin’ on that tractor Where hay fever is a factor God bless this child actor And the day that he was born