January Humor Poems
These January Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about January. These are the best examples of Humor January poems written by international poets.
DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDEDr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
Jovial Dr Jekyll played for juvenile Justice
...
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humor, 12th grade, extended metaphor,
Manifesto For TruthThey stole my election,
Everybody knows I won,
But they’ll all pay for it
When justice is really done.
I’m super rich said Trump,
Bur the money is all...
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fantasy, humor, political,
A New Year
In the glass of January, I found sanctuary,
A sip of new beginnings, a common melody.
Gulped down resolutions, though they proved fake,
Choked on cut ties, decisions...
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april, fun, humor, memorial
reelectionI’m so excited about this election
about America and our direction
We’ll trust old men
to make big decisions
elderly men
of compassion and vision
Men who were there
when the work...
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age, humor, political,
Vacationing RayThere once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay
*I...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Death's Mischevious Prophecy
Once upon a time, in a land of make-believe,
there lived a magical calendar if you choose to believe.
It hung on the wall, sparkling with a...
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humor, death, fantasy, fate, fun,
If January Was a PersonIf January was a person,
they would be a force of nature.
Relentless and unforgiving,
but also, beautiful and full of life.
January would be the type of person
who...
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humor, friend, fun, january, life,
January Ninety-EighthIt's the ninety-eighth of January.
The month that lingers on.
It seems like Spring will never come
and Winter will never be gone.
As this longest month drags on...
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humor, winter,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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humor, feelings, food, how i
Zodiac Goth
All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry
*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...
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humor, dark, gothic, how i
If You're Ever in CreweThere was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
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cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
Minding Other Peoples’ Affairs or BusinessesMinding other peoples’ affairs or businesses
Some villainous pundits or vile hyenas are the best
In simply doing just that, comrades. They ignore
Their own problems. They leave...
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humor, anti bullying, business, conflict,
The Unluckiest Day of the YearJanuary 2nd is the unluckiest day of the year.
It's when all the bad things happen, I fear.
The holidays are over, the bills are due.
The weather...
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humor, day, emotions, endurance, hope,
The Great PoopSting of the first stink is like an essence that brings their souls to addiction
January 9, 2024, PST, BC...
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humorous,
My Dog ShelbieMy Dog Shelbie
You make me laugh,
my furry butt friend.
It makes no difference where we go,
you would follow me to the end.
And what a disgrace you...
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Categories:
angel, dog, humor, love,