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Heaven Humor Poems

These Heaven Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Heaven. These are the best examples of Humor Heaven poems written by international poets.


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Something’s happening, let’s call it sunrise, for now,
and summer vacation in Geneva, in umm.. 10 hours.
My heart-beat is spiking, like a flag or kite flying.
I’m...

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Categories: humor, boyfriend, school, student, summer,



Premium Member The Great California Quake of 2024
Disasters have plagued our planet since the dawn of time 
When primitive creatures rose from primordial slime 
And a comet came down to hit a...

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Categories: future, humor, natural disasters,

Premium Member Propitiation
I had lunch with Randy, between classes today. It was a perfect day. The sky was an infinite, capri blue, the wind was stirring the...

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Categories: friendship, humor, school, student,

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The school year’s ending.  ‘Spring Fling’ is tonight (Saturday) the biggest event (concert) of the year, and next week - final exams. It’s hard...

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Categories: future, humor, places, school,

Premium Member Ode to the First Octant
Eating my oatmeal, sipping my tea, 
“Where”, I wondered, “should I stroll today?
I won’t be rash and decide in a flash.
There are choices to carefully...

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Categories: age, humor, language, math,



Happy National Poetry Month
Senryu, haiku, monoku, and haibun,
quotes, free verse, iambic pentameter.
Poems about love, death and religion,
for you from the pen of this amateur.

Limerick and footle to make...

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Categories: humor, poetry,

For Heaven Sakes
If I get to heaven
will I need a pair of shoes,
a pillow or pajamas
in case I need to snooze.

Do they feed you, I get hungry
perhaps...

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Categories: funny, humor, silly,

Premium Member snowball
I got this new hand soap, called “Frosted Coconut Snowball.”
It's the dreamiest scent ever.

When I’d unpacked (from Spring break) and had everything in place, I...

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Categories: education, friendship, humor, school,

Premium Member BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...

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Categories: humor, child, friend, heaven, love,

Premium Member March
Quote By Poet  "March will start Spring off with a big smile."

March is a great time of the year,
they even serve green beer.

 
March...

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Categories: humor, flower, fun, green, heaven,

Dabble Dactyls
I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Categories: giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Mixed Poetry At Life's End
Life has a beginning and a end, 
for me when and where will it all end by friend. 
I wish I knew how many more...

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Categories: humor, crazy, family, friend, heaven,

Premium Member Duck Soup
Springtime is upon us,
And I'm perched upon a tree,
I would truly love to write
But there's nothing I can see, 
When all at once I saw...

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Categories: animal, film, humor,

Premium Member Freedom to Taste and See
Our green campus favorite
MuseSpeech Teacher
always hosted outside seminars
at noon,
Sharp!

And served chocolates
while mentoring
Her systemic theology

"Doesn't get on well
with academic secularized ecology
we have
and have not
personally experienced."

This is...

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Categories: beauty, health, heaven, humor,

Travelin’ Man

I have been here, I’ve been there,
over yonder up and down.
Been back home and been long gone,
been nowhere but been around.

I’ve traveled for a far...

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Categories: humor, poetry,


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