Education Humor Poems

A red-tailed hawk soars in an azure sky,
Majestically gliding - oh so high!
Is it any wonder he inspires such awe
In those who study education and...

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Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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A Writing Challenge


A writing challenge Use these words correctly.

You’re, Your, & Yore
Their, There, & They’re
Wear, Where, & We’re

Lost in time, in days of yore,
your mother...

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I got this new hand soap, called “Frosted Coconut Snowball.”
It's the dreamiest scent ever.

When I’d unpacked (from Spring break) and had everything in place, I...

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  Today, class, we study the cat
    He or she is an acrobat
  Walks a tightrope 'tween low maintenance
 ...

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I received a re-invitation email this morning. A ‘come on, why don’t you want to?’ note that struck me as odd. See, I’ve been ‘tapped’...

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Every once in a while, especially on holidays, I find myself wandering through my memory museum - rattling doors and fishing through those virtual hallways....

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In numerology twelve has special meanings - they’re twelve days of Christmas, twelve months in a year, and Taylor Swift’s had twelve number-one albums. All...

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Hold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend!
I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark...

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I’ve slept in church
that must be when
I missed the answers.

“When will Christ return?”
I asked, waving my phone,
“I have this handy calendar app.”

"My child," he said,...

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Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And...

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I am in a short deep sleep
Before you wake me. 
I am in my shivering silence
Before I feel your gentle touch in my tan skin....

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One day I was teaching about a name 
       To some university students.
   I said, " some people pray to be 
              called nice names...

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I remember when I was in school, 
The weather was so cool

Our teacher of religion said," Jesus is God"
One pagan colleague objected ," He is...

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My son learn to 
Walk slowly 
So you may not 
__________________

 Kick an ant 
Because  it needs 
To live also.

Message:
1. Lean to mind people 
of the...

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