April Humor Poems

April 17—Prove something

God’s Demented Sense of Humor
I sometimes think
That God if he/she/it exists
And created the Universe
Must have a demented
Sense of humor.
 
For how else you...

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I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.

Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that...

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No, dear reader, this is not an April Fool's prank piece. It's merely a bit of nonsense for this very silly day...

Alice asked Tweedledee,
"What is...

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A cat on April Fools’, sleek and cool,
Found itself in a rather wet duel.
With a splash and a splosh,
In a fishbowl, it did wash,
Proving even...

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As we all know, April is “National Poetry Month.”
Last year’s Poetry month, was like a month-long superbowl.
We all enjoyed the fireworks, the rhyming-parades,
live televised poetry...

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In the glass of January, I found sanctuary,
A sip of new beginnings, a common melody.
Gulped down resolutions, though they proved fake,
Choked on cut ties, decisions...

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To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.

I scarcely can recall
A time more I...

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The Invention of Love®

By Mark D. Stucky
When did God invent love?
Does God still hold the patent?
If patent protection expired,
is love now public domain?

How could love...

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I let it slip away
Off into the blue
Over the horizon
Flying out of view

Feeling kinda sad 
I turned away and left 
The closing of a chapter...

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How you saw two enemies
Laughing at each other.
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Now you see two former enemies 
Laughing each other.


April 29/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
          Mussabwa Chris 
Message:
It 
Is...

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one eight-hundred NOTHING

          that’s the number that you call

       ...

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I like to play my Xylophone
Whenever I get the urge at home
I while away the hours on my own 
It puts me in my happy...

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Bantu men always fight 
For very beautiful flowers, 
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Reason why they pay
More cows to get roses.

April 27/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
      Mussabwa Chris

Message: 
A very...

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Freedom was preached, 
Millions of South Africans waited,
Waiting for many years.
The regime was very
Hash to  some folks, 
And privileged the minority.
Disadvantaged people 
Cried yearly, 
No...

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A man is  sick 
And she tells him"
If you eat this middle sugar cane, 
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You will encrease energy 
And go to work 
Tomorrow." 

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